Michael McCarthy

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@KVanValkenburg Is there anything Americans won’t commercialize to their detriment? Every facet of your lives has an unnecessary middleman taking a cut.

Just seems a bit bleak.

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@KVanValkenburg Time for King Charles to get on the phone to FIFA and overturn that red card.

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@Skratch @AlanShipnuck “He should’ve been Arnold Palmer”. Arnie, the guy who famously cheated on his wife relentlessly, all over the country, for decades? That Arnie? Sounds like Phil is on the right track if that’s the role model.

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@ANGC_burner If cheating on their spouse is enough to turn you off a pro athlete, boy do I have some bad news for you about….. every pro athlete ever.

*admittedly him turning into a sad twitter troll is a bit disappointing though.

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@NoLayingUp Gotta be the first time a pro athlete has ever cheated on his wife. Amazing scoop.

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@KVanValkenburg Fans being obnoxious to him is fine. He’s a wanker and was leading by a mile. This bigger issue is what they were saying was repetitive & unfunny. Euro fans in Rome added to the tourney. These guys detracted from it because they were lame. Someone needs to teach Americans banter

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@NoLayingUp @tweeth_mitchell Fuck off Soly. The only lame part of this is copping a 2 stroke penalty for a club throw. How any of them qualify for the tourney is immaterial.

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@kylerrobbins You’re right. The old PGAT was perfect and didn’t need to change anything. Perfect courses. Perfect TV product. Perfect fields (don’t want top players playing together). Perfect geographically (US only & concentrated in 3 states). Impossible to improve upon.

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@TheSanguineMan @VeniVidivi38306 @jordanhknight_ Racist? Heaven forbid. I’d never think that of an *checks history on this app * ethnonationalist. Lol.

Love the blue check mark BTW. Nice work paying a trillionaire $20 a month to use his free app.

This has been nearly as much fun as actually watching the soccer. Thank you.

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@TheSanguineMan @VeniVidivi38306 @jordanhknight_ I guess my main point is disagreeing with all the deeply weird idiocy you’re spouting.

Best I can suggest for you is turning off this app and cheering on our soccer team. They represent the very best of us, even if there are too few Anglo names for your liking.

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@TheSanguineMan @VeniVidivi38306 @jordanhknight_ What the fuck are you talking about? Patching holes in society?

Not to mention there are buildings being constructed everywhere all the time. How much opera do you watch that we need more opera houses?

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@TheSanguineMan @VeniVidivi38306 @jordanhknight_ The opera house was designed by a danish guy. How is that Anglo?

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@VeniVidivi38306 @TheSanguineMan @jordanhknight_ Mate, respectfully, that’s nonsense. Of course they had some impact when they colonised us and I’ll grant you they did the original infrastructure. But uniqueness? Lol. If we are a facsimile of the English (god forbid) we wouldn’t be unique then would we.

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@Malajusted43206 @ethicalmartini Your timeline is full of one nation shite, amongst a load of other nonsense. Maybe sit this one out, dickhead.

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@TheSanguineMan @jordanhknight_ You’re confusing history with ethnicity & culture. Yes our history includes being colonised by the British. But you don’t create ethnicity in 200 years. And our culture is the result of many generations of immigrants from all corners of the globe, not some long dead pommy cunts.

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@TheSanguineMan @jordanhknight_ That’s complete fucking bollocks. The only ethnic Australians are indigenous. The rest of us are just recent visitors.

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@GeoffR00 Fuck off Geoff, you miserable cunt

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@TheRealPJClark Congrats on the win. But winning a domestic league doesn’t make anyone a world champion. Luckily you guys have a proper World Cup in your backyard to teach you that.

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@golfweek @eamonlynch “Cadre of online toadies” is a bit harsh Eamon, you dopey cunt. Can you really blame Aussie golf fans for supporting anyone who could bring decent quality golf here after the PGAT deliberately killed our local tour?

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@KVanValkenburg Agree they aren’t rivals, but isn’t the whole problem with the women’s game that there aren’t any? There were 29(!) winners on the LPGA tour last year. When everyone wins a prize there are no rivalries. The press may as well manufacture one.