Jax

no. absolutely not.

[Stephanie H. Murray @stephmurrayyyy]

My daughter got a label maker from a relative for Christmas and it is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Not sure what I'm going to do when she actually learns to spell properly.

[Arya-_- @lame_impala__]

The journalist waited all their life to make this pun and I respect that.

[jiya @mitskizlipstick]

Ministry of Education when they have to rewrite textbooks to spread propaganda and communalism: 🤩🥳😘😜🤗🤑😎🫶💪🤘

Ministry of Education when they have to successfully conduct important exams: 🥴🤐🫣😨😖😵‍💫🫨🤒🤕🥺👉👈

[Sania Ahmad @SaniaAhmad1111]

I mean, how difficult is that really?

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Water cannon against the protest for the water crisis. We are living in a country of dark jokes. 😭

[ninis ⋆𐙚₊ @sicknire]

reject modernity embrace tradition !!

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i’m sorry chronic illness is awful but this is beyond parody. my apologies for not considering your extremely niche situation in my tweet about myself.

[No @RootKanal]

A boy accused me of hitting him with a water bottle in school once. The headmistress asked us both to get our diaries to complain to our respective parents.

She opened the diaries to see we had the same surname, asked if we're related.

"She's my sister"
"Get out. Both of you"

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

My mother loves retelling this childhood story of mine about how I came home and complained that a classmate hit me with a bottle. My father on returning from office and hearing of it was furious and insisted she go and meet this child's parents the very next day. Mum tries to

[🐌mahru🌔 @mahrugarita]

big fan of when lipsticks are neither pink nor brown but a third mysterious shade between pink and brown

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

nature is beautiful

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I often see a woman in the park picking dandelions. I found out today she picks them for her 32 yo tortoise, Stanley, that her late husband bought her as a 17th wedding anniversary gift (the traditional gift for 17 yrs is shells) as she’d wanted a tortoise since she was a child.

[Honey @benegotherit]

In bathroom at casino, asked a lady in her 70s if she’d tie the bow around my waist. My god. One of your grandmothers snatched that thing so hard I grew an inch taller. I looked like a vertical hornet. Much to learn from women who grew up before we had rights

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

A friend of mine just came back from Japan and remarked that she was initially baffled by how clean the city and all public spaces are, even though there are zero public rubbish bins anywhere, until she noticed all the locals putting their rubbish in their own

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread on alternative views of iconic landmarks you (probably) haven’t seen before 🧵

1. The worn steps of the Tower of Pisa

[gaut @0xgaut]

look what they took from us

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

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