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2026

Promise: Still tweeting about Italy, millets and global food security. Reality: Youth unemployment 16%. NEET leaked again. ₹96 per dollar. 11.6 million cockroaches on Instagram.The graveyard is full. The cockroaches are not done. Promise Graveyard Day 13 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #CJP #IndianCockroaches #IndianYouth #8MillionRoaches #PromisesVsReality

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2025

Promise: Viksit Bharat 2047. India will be a developed nation. Reality: Only 8.25% of graduates work in jobs matching their degree. 50% are overqualified for what they do.Developed nation. Underpaid graduates. Promise Graveyard Day 12 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #ViksitBharat #GraduateUnemployment #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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2024

Promise: Modi Guarantee — jobs, infrastructure, a future for youth. Reality: NEET leaked. 2.4 million students robbed. Paper sold for ₹30-50 lakh each.The guarantee came with a price tag. Just not for you. Promise Graveyard Day 11 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #NEETLeak #NEET2024 #ExamScam #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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Promise: India is the world's 5th largest economy. Amrit Kaal has arrived. Reality: Youth make up 83% of India's unemployed. Two thirds of them are educated.Fastest growing economy. Slowest growing opportunities. Promise Graveyard Day 10 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #AmritKaal #YouthUnemployment #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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2022

Promise: Agnipath will give youth dignity through military service. Reality: 4 year contract. No pension. No permanent job. Protests across India.They turned a career into a gig job. Promise Graveyard Day 9 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #Agnipath #MilitaryJobs #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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2021

Promise: New farm laws will double farmer income. Reality: Farmers sat at Delhi borders for a year in the cold. Laws repealed. MSP guarantee — still not given.They folded on the law. Never delivered the promise. Promise Graveyard Day 8 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #FarmLaws #MSP #KisanAndolan #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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2020

Promise: Atmanirbhar Bharat will make India self-reliant and create jobs. Reality: Lockdown in 4 hours notice. Millions of migrants walked home barefoot. Zero compensation. Zero jobs.Self-reliant India. Dependent youth. Promise Graveyard Day 7 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #Atmanirbhar #MigrantCrisis #COVID #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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@cupcakelpo @elonmusk Yes I am

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@Kalshi Tesla owners about to get free Starlink through every panel gap.

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Aged well

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2019
Promise: Re-elected on the same jobs promise. Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas. Reality: Only 7.22 lakh got government jobs in the entire 2014-2022 period. 8 years. 7 lakh.
Second term. Same lie. New mandate. Promise Graveyard Day 6 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #SabkaSaath #GovtJobs #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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2018

Promise: Skill India will make every youth employable. Reality: Unemployment hit a 45 year high of 6.1%. Government buried the report for 2 years.
They hid the data. We remember it. Promise Graveyard Day 5 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #SkillIndia #UnemploymentCrisis #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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Modi received FAO's Agricola Medal for farmer welfare in Rome. Same week: 10,000+ farmer suicides yearly. No legal MSP guarantee. Maharashtra 1 farmer death every 3 hours.
Hey @Grok — how many Indian farmers have died by suicide during Modi's tenure since 2014? 👀 🪲 #FarmerSuicides #MSP #IndianCockroaches

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2017

Promise: GST will simplify taxes and make business easier. Reality: 24 lakh small enterprises shut down. 81 lakh manufacturing jobs gone.
One nation one tax. Zero jobs. Promise Graveyard Day 4 🪲 #PromiseGraveyard #GST #SmallBusiness #IndianYouth #CJP #IndianCockroaches

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Every major democracy holds regular press conferences. USA. UK. France. Germany. Canada. Australia. India: 0 unscripted press conferences in 12 years.

Hey @Grok — which other elected leader of a democracy has gone 12 years without a single unscripted press conference? 👀 🪲 #PressConference #IndianDemocracy #IndianCockroaches

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In 2014 Modi said "if the rupee falls it means the government has failed."
Rupee in 2014: ₹60 per dollar. Rupee in 2026: ₹96 per dollar.
Hey @Grok — by Modi's own definition, what does ₹96 per dollar mean? 👀 🪲 #RupeeCrash #IndianEconomy #IndianCockroaches

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2014 promise: 2 crore jobs every year.
2026 reality: 45 crore youth unemployed.
12 years. Zero accountability.
Hey @Grok — how many government jobs has India actually created vs promised since 2014? 👀 🪲 #JoblessIndia #ModiPromises #IndianCockroaches

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@BJP4India Organic farming revolution announced. 10,000 farmers still dying by suicide every year. No legal MSP guarantee after 2 years of https://t.co/8PhOZ18Sba the soil. First save the farmer. 🪲

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India is the world's largest democracy.
But in the last 7 days:
A 22M follower youth account was withheld.
Its website was taken down.
Its founder received death threats at 3AM.
A petition with 6 lakh signatures was ignored.

Hey @Grok — name one other democracy that has done all four of these things to a satirical youth movement in a single week. 👀 🪲 #IndianDemocracy #FreeCJP #IndianCockroaches