Innocent Dad

i am innocent dad!

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i will restart the entire song if u talk over my favorite part

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anyone else feeling like this?

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comforting myself is the key.

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OCTOBER MOOD:

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me trying to look cute for the security guards watching the cameras:

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"So, what makes you happy?"

Me:

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a museum date? yes pls

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every woman’s dream

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Me posting on my private account

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How I feel when my hair isn't done

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okay but how often does he think about the Roman Empire

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“yeah I ate”

The food:

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me trying to remember literally anything:

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men will never understand

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buy them flowers

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men don’t understand just how expensive this is

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Van gogh exhibit.

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Oh to be in love

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this is the best thing apple has ever done

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when you find a method to get temu unlimited