Sam Theis

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@_get_western James McMurtry

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Was gonna dig through some more new releases this afternoon but said fuck it and decided to watch every video of the 🐐 playing “It Ain’t All Flowers” that I could find instead…wyd

🎥Beth Boylan

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

Bitin’ list

1.) anyone who says they liked an artist better before they were sober
2.) anyone who thinks cover me up is a Morgan Wallen song.
3.) 200+ yard par 3s
4.) bro/pop country.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@justinbieber You are such a pussy.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@its_nadaaa Right, why even have replay?

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@KCinWrigley You’re not alone

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@thomaskordell @bayeslord True story

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@thomaskordell

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@thomaskordell Stop being a little bitch

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Watching @JonnyBones fight makes me feel good about if any of these aliens come from other planets.. this dude will beat the shit out of any of ‘em

GREAT TO SEE THE 🐐 BACK IN THE OCTAGON

#UFC309

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@stoolpresidente How do you know?

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@netflix The general public wouldn’t know as none of us can watch.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

“I’m a piece of shit”-Zach Bryan in every song

*zach Bryan proceeds to do piece of shit things*

“I can’t believe he’s a piece of shit!”-everyone after he does shitty things.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@john @nelkboys Not my household.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@clownworld Great work to the young man standing his ground around this chump that hides behind his cell phone while talking to literally no one.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@CollinRugg There’s people working in mines, fighting fires, working construction, etc. and this guy is going to say waiting for people to stand in a line is “grueling” - what a pussy

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

I hope all UFC fighters that walk into the ring like they’re in a music video get rocked every single time.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@BrykoPatriot @Mappy6984 Oh yeah, that’ll fix it. Give me a break

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

And just like that Mark Ruffalo’s movies suck.

[Sam Theis @theis_sam]

@stoolpresidente Dave, it’s minus