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Manchester United 🔰

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

not hitting cos she's a virgin is very valid btw

[Lewis Chimfwembe @Lewis_Mulinda]

Mobile Money transactions do not add up.

Amount to withdraw: k9,000

*Convenience Fees: k12
*Withdrawal Fee: k60

Total Payable Amount: k9,072

It costs k72 (2 loaves of bread and Juice) to make a k9,000 transaction.

Just swipe or move with cash.

[musenge @theitguybc]

@ZChindo @TheAthleticFC We can't have a 2nd GK with a wage of a starter. I don't think onana will agree to cut his wages

[musenge @theitguybc]

@ZChindo @TheAthleticFC Yea but onana wage problem

[musenge @theitguybc]

@ZChindo @TheAthleticFC He's 3rd choice. we need a 2nd choice because our 2nd choice will likely leave

[musenge @theitguybc]

Can mamdani be the mayor of the entire world ?

[musenge @theitguybc]

I don't think he would have had it easy if he was the one missing a k1

[kal-El @Malik_ZMB]

Knew my boy was a mwenye when he demanded a K1 change from the Yango driver.

[musenge @theitguybc]

Almost got surprised how Mbeumo is Berrarda's son

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Omar Berrarda: “My boy was a Manchester City fan and the first thing he said to me [when I got the Manchester United job was]: ‘Dad, okay, you can join United, but I'm going to continue supporting City.’ I said: ‘Fine, it's your choice.’ But he's evolved now and he's a full-blown United supporter. He comes to many games, his favourite player is Bryan Mbeumo.”

[musenge @theitguybc]

@Davidnextdoor_X 😂😂

[‎. @haitianglock]

That side nigga shit is funny until you meet dude and see how happy he is to be with her

[Lumen @LumenX_]

Can we PLEASE normalize using a capital letter 'G’ when referring to God???

[musenge @theitguybc]

Bruno fernanj lifting it is destiny

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 2027 UEFA Champions League Final will be back in Madrid at Metropolitano Stadium.

[musenge @theitguybc]

I had no business being born in the 2000s man 😭🙏

[Mr’s Mo Salah🫧. @TelezinahG]

Miss being a blonde girl🤧💗

[. @Fimiye]

Me: I saw it on Twitter.
Them: send your @.
Me: I don’t even have Twitter

[musenge @theitguybc]

@allan_xerxes @Its_Deenee @TheImmortalKop You're right bro 😭 fb?

[musenge @theitguybc]

@Its_Deenee @TheImmortalKop Doue won the league 1, won his team the UCL last season and now in the UCL final again. Your point?

[musenge @theitguybc]

Bros source is the owners 😭

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

We can now confirm via our sources that Arne Slot is unlikely to be @LFC manager next season unless he wins the @ChampionsLeague.

Liverpool are already making transfer plans, and we understand Yan Diomande is close to agreeing a move to Liverpool.

We understand Archie Gray wants the move to Liverpool if all clubs come to an agreement.

[musenge @theitguybc]

@Abiola_design First time smashing this girl, I didn't want to make her feel bad 😭

[Mr tracks beats Africa @MrTrAckSBeAts]

U know u got it bad when u out with somebody but wanna be with somebody else

[musenge @theitguybc]

Ninshi mubeya notusembe ?

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

One of my biggest fears is accidentally shaving my clit off 😭 Yoh, I’d cry for 40 days and 40 nights shem.