Jack Gall

I’m not gonna be ignored... 🔪 🐰

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

@UVSTBTW @pucsiducsi @ladygaga It’s called age 🤣

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

@jonsopel Calling American sparking wines ‘Champagne’.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Kamala Harris told us exactly what was going to happen.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Here’s a video produced by “Led by Donkeys” out of the U.K. that puts down the timeline of how Musk used X to get Donald Trump elected. I would save it because I don’t think it will be up for long.

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

Honestly what a nightmare I’m having trying to get tickets for ABBA Voyage this morning

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

How does my parents’ house not have a single bottle of face wash? Like what happened to me that made me so eager to wash my face twice daily when all these minks don’t do it at all? It seems mad that I am required to bring face wash with me when visiting.

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

Is it normal that I have a playlist on my phone of funeral songs that are pre-approved in case I drop dead tomorrow?
Personally I think it’s sensible because I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

@maitlis @lewis_goodall Just in time for keeping me up 👌

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

@MicrosoftUK is there any way to speak to someone about unusual sign in activity? I'm constantly getting single-use codes to my work address and the locations of these request in my sign in history suggest it's not "someone typing your email by mistake"

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Me leaving the co op with a bottle of wine after telling everyone on Facebook that I’m doing dry January

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

Away for two nights but I have managed to squeeze 4 coats into my bag

[Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde]

My column on the stories Matt Hancock tells himself - and his party colleagues only NOW discovering the backbone to criticise him https://t.co/YT7d9s7QOp

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

Of course my washing machine jumps up it's own ass when I'm looking at buying a new TV 😫

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I hope Liz Truss will now apologise to the school she said overlooked her potential

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP explains how mini-budget & trickle down economics is like “watering a garden. Selectively”

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

me buying something from M&S

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

@l_oam It's called "client entertainment"

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

There's 2 kinds of people in this world, the people who will walk 3 minutes down the road to buy a bag of ice for £1 and those of us who'll pay £7.65 to have someone cycle over from 3 miles across town to drop it off. Personally don't believe in people who make it themselves

[Jack Gall @thejackgall]

My idea of heaven is me just dancing to Lady Gaga performing Replay on repeat for eternity. My idea of hell is watching my snapchats back the next day on repeat.