Jack Glennon

Don't forget to drink your ovaltine

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

men downplaying catcalling is so interesting cuz if a random man walked past u & said “why don’t u smile for me, sexy” y’all would throw hands on the spot lmao

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy. fucking. shit. the search warrant reveals that that Donald Trump is under investigation for violating the Espionage Act. let that sink in

[Jack Glennon @thejacknickel]

@theSplinterra @glurpo They call it a murder cos he’s SLAYIN

[Jack Glennon @thejacknickel]

@theSplinterra @glurpo Because he’s HOT and he’s smart enough to KNOW IT

[Jack Glennon @thejacknickel]

@theSplinterra But I have cooties

[Jack Glennon @thejacknickel]

@theSplinterra @microscopicture Wild that he tastes like lemon

[Erik @Erik_Ettrich]

I witnessed a beautiful interaction today let me share it with you. My city had a naked bike ride today to bring awareness to more sustainable environmental practices. Along their ride they ran into a Freedom Convoy protest (Canada’s equivalent to MAGA). 1/5 #yeg

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Me: Hi yes I’d like a large coffee please

Europe:

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

I would once again like to apologize for inadvertently causing the entire global #monkeypox outbreak by typing too fast and leaving out a crucial consonant.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Chipotle has closed the first store where employees tried to unionize.

Last year Chipotle gave its CEO a $24 million raise and paid him 2,898x more than their median employee. Then the company raised prices and blamed employee pay (the average worker makes $13,100).

[Kalhan @KalhanR]

guys, would you like to hear about the drama going on in the upper east side french bulldog community?

[feminist next door @emrazz]

“We cannot charge him with crimes because he is running to be in charge of what is and is not a crime.” Oh ok

[Do you fancy a fine pirate show? 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @_Cailin_Corcra_]

@rabbit_isdead It's giving

[Ill Advised Gaming @SocialJusticeGM]

@FrypanAlice @rabbit_isdead

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

267-157, House approves bill to codify same-sex marriage. Forty-seven Republicans voted for it. All NO votes were Republicans.