Jackson Wolfe

beside the influence

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I didn't realize going beast mode was a crime

[nero @nero_txt]

my plundering ass thought this was a vessel upon the high seas 😭😭

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lee Corso's final pick should've been between Israel & Palestine.

[∞ river cockgoblin is gay as hell @__cockgoblin__]

both the way the kid goes “oh!” and “terrible, take a lap” are constant it’s bad

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Out-R-Inn 🏡 @OutRInn]

Come in for $2 doubles tonight

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m just thankful The Pope was alive long enough to see Katy Perry land on the moon

[SharpeShark @SharpeShark]

Are you doing your part?

[i, envi ✮ @plsenvime]

oh boy do i have the song for u

[Jackson Wolfe @TheJacksonWolfe]

@SacramentoKings Luka.

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord.

Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

30 years ago they made a movie with all Rizzlers

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

White Lotus: Great Wolf Lodge

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

got banned from jersey mike’s for audibly moaning while they drenched my sandwich in oil and vinegar

[Jackson Wolfe @TheJacksonWolfe]

@corndogchuck Also Flagg to the wiz kids would make me renew my league pass. Need a new team to watch

[Jackson Wolfe @TheJacksonWolfe]

@corndogchuck Happy birthday hero. Left hand up for life !!!

[Young Parik @YoungParikPatel]

Hear me out

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

i think about this every day

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Life is pointless if China can’t watch