Jack Swain

jack of some trades

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

The downfall of Twitter will be studied in history books and by hack motivational speakers for centuries.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

Chewing on the octopus😩

[dean’s blunt @kingkrulegroupi]

miss them so much

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

You might not know much about the Montana-Montana State rivalry that dates back to 1897 and has been christened the “Brawl of the Wild.”

But for Montanans, it’s a declaration of identity.

[NEON @neonrated]

What the world needs now.

Ruben Östlund’s Palme d’Or winner, TRIANGLE OF SADNESS, sets sail in theaters October 7.

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

Whoever keeps liking all the finance bro threads making them show up on my timeline, kindly cut it out. (a 🧵)

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

I’m just a guy that’s gonna make little noises to myself

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

Ain’t that bad.

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

Anyone know how to disable Instagram reels? If i watch one more pipe get repaired by a potato I’m clocking out.

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

@VZWSupport Dm

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

@Verizon puts those 4 little LTE bars in the corner knowing damn well there’s no service.

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

Everytime I go to open my mobile banking app I feel a wave of diarrhea rush over me.

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

@CrisGPlantBased I’ve passed out and ive rallied and ive sprung a few leaks

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

That’s just the waaaaaaaaaaaaaave (yeah) @ Longboat Key, Florida https://t.co/Rw2pvYC7KI

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

What did Newports ever do to anyone😔

[Jack Swain @thejackswain]

The Ever Given has officially delayed the arrival of my white linen shirt and i still want them to put that boat back

[Kum & Go @kumandgo]

sometimes i wish you'd kum & stay