JJ Villarreal

I once started a conga line at wurstfest.
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[JJ Villarreal @thejaige]

I am perpetually a 3rd 5th or even 7th wheel. And everytime my friends hang out with me I feel like they get in trouble with their S/O. Listen if you dont want to do shots of rumple at noon then don't invite me to brunch.
#badinfluence

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@OG_Rad_Hatter "Texans" will two step to anything. Even a waltz. The people of Atx will show you that.

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@OG_Rad_Hatter One week ago. Underwhelming

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Dear diary.. I hate all organized dancing

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These bros at Home Depot have no idea I'm jamming Taylor Swift in my headphones.

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1000% of those who participated in Jan 6th were @slipknot fans.

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One. Has to try

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Lol at the Mets. #yousuckagain

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I need new pictures. I've had short hair for 7 months and I don't look like myself.

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@RowanIII Try wearing a 15... I feel ya

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Nothing like talking abortion in an Uber.

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I can't drink like I used to. But I'm still drinking like I used to.

[JJ Villarreal @thejaige]

Twitter is cool because I can just fire things off into the void. #nooneislistening

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San Diego. Beautiful place Beautiful weather but.. everyone is a little too chill. We move slow in Texas but we at least it's deliberate.

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Y'all remember when everyone in TX music wore vests. Grown men with entire collections of vests. MFs looking like Ferris Buehller

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Prison Tik Tok fascinating place.

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Golf... just when I think I got it figured out you humble the fuck out of me. How romantic

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The @Rangers are .500 for the first time in a over a year and Martín Perez has the best Era in the league. Things are looking up in 2022

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People in Austin love waiting in lines

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The more people tell me to get an iPhone the more I will never get an iPhone.

[JJ Villarreal @thejaige]

@OG_Rad_Hatter This looks like an "English Breakfast"