Pierre Escargot

Miranda Cosgrove Stan Account. Baby Fishmouth She her hers

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

Why do people say they’re not here to make friends? Have you ever had friends? They are so great. I go to places and do things exclusively to make friends

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

@karaallena @m_dufont the daybed in my spare room has your name on it!!!!!

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

why am I just now finding out that Sam Kerr is indian??? obviously I knew she wasnt white but hello? between this and charli we have the worst PR of all time!!!!!!! my girls my brethren!!!!!!

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

last night as I was unveiling the two cakes I made for my friends bday someone asked me if I was an oldest child by chance. got my ass

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

yet another crashout that happened purely bc i negatively misinterpreted the information I had. at what point do we schedule my lobotomy

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

@m_dufont SAME AHAHAHA

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

@karaallena @intothecrevasse I loved Florence when I went however I also ride for Lucca as do my parents lmao

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

whoever said baggus are stanleys for alt girls really got my ass

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

for real for real bless all the gentle little brothers

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

@karaallena not so loud now

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

syd PLEASE?!?!

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS OFF-THE-CHEST VOLLEY FROM SYDNEY LEROUX. WORLD-CLASS FINISH 🤯🙌

🎥 @NWSL

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

@karaallena i need to find the pic of me and him at a cubs game when i was like 10

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

cant tell if this means I brought good or bad vibes when I moved

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Illinoisans watching another state’s political figures getting indicted

[&roo @Satoru_Yand]

Mike Parson pardoned NFL coach Britt Reid after he rammed his car driving drunk and high into two parked cars,crippling a 5 year old girl,giving her permanent brain damage and taking away her ability to walk for life
Parson is a corrupt piece of shit with no respect for humanity

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

@karaallena @sjtoplin KARA

[Val Halla @thevaleriehalla]

It’s weird that people read that Chappell Roan quote about the election and take it to mean that she’s an undecided centrist and not that every option available to her is too far right of where she stands as a woman and as an artist.

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

i really do not play about my brother and sister like i do not care if they have forgiven you or forgotten your wrongs i will continue hating you til the day you die (not the day i die bc i can come back as a ghost and haunt you<3)

[Pierre Escargot @thejaiho]

im worried about fiona with all the moo deng hype i hope we all have room in our hearts for 2 queens