Jake King

Percussive Maintenance Expert

[Jake King @thejakeking]

@agar_john @AnnieAgar One of the best rivalries on the internet.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @TheRock Dear Pat,

A wise man once said: “Dumbest life ever.”

Living vicariously through you,
Every Attitude Era Kid Ever

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

👀

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@CriticalRole…just wanted to let you know, #LegendOfVoxMachina is a really great show…thank you for allowing us to follow it. From the home game to streaming, streaming to comics, and now your own show(s)…you certainly tried, and succeeded. Cheers…

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So I have been listening to some 90s bangers and the lyric from Alantis Morissette “It’s not fair to deny me the cross I bear that you gave to me…” hits so hard…#YouOughtaKnow…

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Dear Coach Hackett, @broncos fans expect more. We realize it takes time to get everyone on the same page, but the product you’re responsible for is embarrassing for you, your players and the fan base. We want you to succeed, but this ain’t it, cuz. Be better.

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…to the Colts, @broncos!?!?! At home? I’m a fan, and patience is a virtue, but are you kidding me!?!?!

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Hey @PatMcAfeeShow , you haven’t lost your fastball for hard outs. @espn, you made a great choice putting Pat on tonight. Listen to @OmahaProd and number 18 more often!

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Making whiskey mixers and watching #PMSCFBESPN2 let’s goooo. Boys are nailing these multipliers for the good of mankind…proud of yunz!

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Hey @JeffPassan , thanks for being the only relevant media reason to focus on baseball. The sport owes you a debt of gratitude. Respectfully, “Not a fan of the game, but a fan of yours”

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Dear @WoodfordReserve , thank you for making such a fine bourbon. Hard work should always be acknowledged, and I do so in this simple, social media post. Regards, and keep up the good work.

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@Bovada_Casino @ThrowbackHoopz

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@PatMcAfeeShow , you killed it with Coach P’s Keys with Coach Chuck…

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@Sling PLEASE FIX REDZONE!!!

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@eternities_edge @CenturyLinkHelp I can’t find that info anywhere. Did they release something I can’t find?

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@CenturyLinkHelp Your service has been out since at least 2:30 in Jefferson City, MO with no word. Please define “regular updates.”

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@evanfoxy @bubbagumpino So sorry @evanfoxy…the community and the boys love you…can’t replace that of a brother, but wishing for peace and love for you and the family…

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@Marisha_Ray gonna need an EXU: Calamity 4 Sided Die, please and thank you, ma’am…

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Just a couple of chompians here boys…$thejakeking #PMSRevisIsland

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@GlennJacobsTN @DDPYoga Mr Mayor…yoked…