jake

swiftie
the universe is healing

[jake @thejakemonte]

this tweet aged well

[jake @thejakemonte]

it’s as if i hired a caricaturist into my living room for 2 years to paint a picture with just words

[jake @thejakemonte]

there should be a salt and straw passport

[jake @thejakemonte]

we are living through an epidemic of the laughable inability to shut up
like it may warrant disability classification
it’s always the most unimpressive people too

[jake @thejakemonte]

new favorite pasttime is being the congratulations committee for slot machine jackpot winners. good vibes only

[jake @thejakemonte]

what an amazing week as a swiftie

[jake @thejakemonte]

imagine being so remarkably tone deaf you defend fraud by detailing the fruits of its resulting enrichment

the humanoids among us really should operate in a separate lane while the rest of us chew popcorn from a safe distance

[jake @thejakemonte]

2026 is the year i need to stan olivia

look who decided to be a girl’s girl crushing boxes and preaching truth

meanwhile in cannes…

[jake @thejakemonte]

cuuuuuute! ☺️

[jake @thejakemonte]

this is apple music, for my socioeconomically challenged kings

[jake @thejakemonte]

so much better than the fake one 😁

[jake @thejakemonte]

google translate not required 🤍 🇫🇷

[jake @thejakemonte]

evil meets innovation ✨

[jake @thejakemonte]

always keeping them guessing

[jake @thejakemonte]

bible school
📍 koko camden

[jake @thejakemonte]

it’s a great day to be ✨chaotic✨

[jake @thejakemonte]

@DANsplained0 @tyler02020202 active bitch face is often necessary

[jake @thejakemonte]

@tyler02020202 wait fr?

[jake @thejakemonte]

the universe is healing 💛

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

🚨Artemis II’s latest picture LIVE from the moon!

[jake @thejakemonte]

https://t.co/ircEvjWKLg