Jake White

Mets, Clippers, LAFC Original, Angel City FC Day One, Leeds United, Sparks, USMNT, USWNT

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

How does he not know the yellows reset after the game on Thursday?

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Don’t risk Pulisic and anyone on a yellow sits. Simple recipe for the @USMNT to get it right before the knockouts.

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

Take off Jedi Robinson and switch to a back 4. And take off Pepi for Reyna to put four in the midfield. #USMNT

[Diana Ordóñez @diana0rdonez]

Alexi Lalas

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Hi @trinity_rodman 👋

🎥 @FOXSports

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

. @YahooSports absolutely clueless about the #USMNT formation today.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

Carli Lloyd and Alexi Lalas on the same panel…

[Michael Elgort @just_whatever]

This person in the video has built a regression model on Lionel Messi’s (@TeamMessi) longevity and scoring ability and according to it Messi is about 8 standard deviations away from the curve (8 sigma). It is so rare in one tailed probability that the chance for someone like Messi to appear in this world is 1 in 1.61 quadrillion meaning Messi is virtually impossible and mathematically infinitesimally rare

To understand how small a 1 in 1.61 quadrillion chance is, compare it to this: Powerball Jackpot gives you a chance of winning the lottery with roughly 1 in 292 million chance. You are about 5.5 million times more likely to win the Powerball jackpot on a single ticket than to see an 8-sigma event

For comparison you can see image with @Cristiano Ronaldo in the next post, who is also an outlier, but the chance of seeing someone like him is way more likely

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

Infantino is in hell watching his home country get dogwalked

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

I'm convinced Ronaldo fans are a social experiment to test how far the human stupidity can go at this point

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Jamie Carragher with a brutal dig at Ronaldo…

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

People on here just broadcasting their ignorance because they want to suck Ronaldo’s dick, LOL!

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Remove Messi from Argentina Squad and replace with Ronaldo vs Algeria and Argentina would have still won the game with a higher goal ration 5-0.

Remove Ronaldo from the Portugal squad and replace with Messi and Congo will still get the draw or win the match.

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

This clip summarizes Ronaldo perfectly. Leao does all the work, Ronaldo taps it in from 5 yards out, doesn’t acknowledge Leao at all, then celebrates the goal like he has just won the World Cup.

This is why no one in the team likes him.

[J. 🇵🇸 @Messilizer0]

This Messi speech before the Copa America final against Brazil shows you why his teammates will go to war for him 🇦🇷 ⚔️

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

@Hamidsahari20 England aren’t using Gordon the way Barcelona will.

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

Hey @YahooSports you should probably just put points next to games played so people don’t have to scroll to see them.

[Jake White @TheJakeWhite]

@bellylint4 They should have just kept the younger fan favorite in Fuller. This is typical ACFC. Make a splashy move to give the fans a dopamine blast but continue to have no real direction except more brand promotion!