James Loftis

Writing

[autiee @Autie123Y]

is mercury is gatorade or something?

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

@Autie123Y what did you even mean?

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

Dnd is about to sound real interesting

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

And tuned for more info on the official releases of The Music of Red Dead Redemption 2 coming this Spring, featuring both the Original Score composed by Woody Jackson; and the Original Soundtrack produced by Daniel Lanois feat D’Angelo, Willie Nelson, Rhiannon Giddens and more.

[Skoog @Skoog]

[two bats sitting outside a window, watching bruce wayne sleeping horizontally in his bed]

bat 1: fucking fraud

bat 2: HEY [taps on window] HEY I LOOKED UP TO YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[𝕜𝕠𝕓𝕖 𝕜𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 @kobe_kakes]

Ladies you have $15 to build your man

Above 6’0- $20

Frosted Tips- $2

Man bun - $17

Flame T-shirt - $8

Owns a ranch - $30

Wears Crocs - $18

Is funny - $15.50

Is rolling out looking for America’s greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives - $5

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

Me when I touch Jared's trumpet without asking him.

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Want me to follow you? Let’s do this one more time!

RETWEET THIS NOW!

#AmericasGotTerry

[Insomniac Games @insomniacgames]

😲

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

@JJ_ATKINZ no.

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

Mario Kart 64...bringing siblings closer together and then tearing them apart since 1997. Thanks Nintendo! @NintendoAmerica

[OnThisDayInGaming @OnThisDayGaming]

Mario Kart 64 for the N64 was released on this day in North America, 22 years ago (1997)

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

In the prequels Jar Jar steps in literal poop. In the original trilogy Yoda crawled around on all fours like a goblin and tried to steal a hot dog from Luke

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

One morning at UNT a young aspiring writer named James was followed creepily by his roommate. These were the dramatic snapshots he took. https://t.co/NaVp9YNfYT

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

@JJ_ATKINZ Notice how eloquently Spider-Man displays himself for the camera.

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

You cannot yell "LOVE KNIFE" and pretend to stab your friend on an elevator with two other people.

[Maple Street Hall 🍁 @untmaplesthall]

Be aware everyone !

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

Goo goo g'joob https://t.co/LGX3itCe9Z

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

@Autie123Y You're adorable....don't put that poison in your body

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

Watch the #SpiderManFarFromHome teaser trailer now. 7.5.19 🕷️

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

@Autie123Y Where else will they blow some sick vape clouds?

[James Loftis @thejamesloftis]

To all who I have told I want Red Dead 2. I will be getting the game later today... if you wanted to get me it for Christmas or JC/HBE2018PJ... speak now...much thanks.