Matoof M. Khan

Blunts of Whiskey, Lines of Tequila, Shots of Cocaine | Writer | First novel out March, 17.

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"Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes" #stephenking

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So my roomie was London born, fluent in Spanish, reading a French novel and shared Dal Makhani for dinner with me #WomanBeTrippin

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Lack of sleep and off to New Delhi in a few hours! It's gonna be one helluva 24 hours!!
@Dehataan I'm coming!!

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The 4am Metal Therapy!! #LittleThings

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A bottle of rum seemed like a bad idea! Until I reached the final drink! #WishThereWasMore

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Working on the first draft of my second novel #untamed
The first 5000 words have been an amazing experience #50KtoGo

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Waking up to this better than @jamesonwhiskey therapy! https://t.co/gWrspZMfng

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Remember when @arrahman crowdsourced new lyrics from YOU for a reimagined version of Urvasi Urvasi?

Well, HERE IT IS! And it's GENIUS.

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@itskanchangupta Touche girl! WE STILL HAVEN'T MET! #JustAReminder

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I thought I'd consult the Old Monk! Ended up sipping on soup instead #MommaBeSoProud

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That heavy headed 2nd Jan morning! #Last48HoursAreABlur #Sore

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It's not even evening and I already feel fuzzy! #HangoverThings #HowWillIMakeItthoughTheDay

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#DarkAndExotic just like @stupidusmaximus! No homo buddy, no homo!!

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This is messed up. 3 legends 4 days. Happy holidays they say!! #ThankYou #RestInPeace https://t.co/MpnMtsFRdu

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

Film legend Debbie Reynolds dies after suffering stroke, a day post death of her actor daughter Carrie Fisher

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@itskanchangupta Thank you so much! watch the one i posted today

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"Life isn't the support system for art. It's the other way round" @StephenKing #OnWriting

The best thing I've read all day!😀

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@itskanchangupta Imma come right away #SkateBoardingToYou

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@itskanchangupta And? #FingersCrossed

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@itskanchangupta Lets make a cocktail #VodkaCalling

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@itskanchangupta In that case you need some Mattherapy #YouKnowItWorks

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@itskanchangupta Sounds like a plan! Imma bring some red bull too #AlwaysWantedToFlyWithBungeeAttached #HelluvaIdea