James Porter

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

General election now

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“My shoes cost more than your house!”

[Days Since A Trophy @_SpursTrophies]

Fun fact:

The last time @SpursOfficial won a league title, these fellas hadn't had a chart single.

#spursy

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

@MelOreilly1970 Hahahahahahhahahahahahaa. Gold!!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

And lo, the humans began to realise they were cooking their planet. And they started to take action. Not by using energy less, but by swapping blue TV studio lights for red and yellow ones to imply heat. And the planet fried.

[Mel @MelOreilly1970]

Messi going to Ligue 1 is like Liberace playing the Dog & Duck.

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

@MelOreilly1970 Hahahahahahahhaha

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just text Andy Robertson to say unlucky for coming bottom of the group. He hasn't replied yet.

[Balaji @balajis]

If you walk up to someone on the street and randomly yell "FU!!!", you might get punched, jailed, or even shot. There's downside.

But if you do it online, you might get attention. There's upside.

This social reinforcement drives anti-social behavior.

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

I CAN HEAR THE ALARM!!!!!

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

@MelOreilly1970 Hahahahhahahaha

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I remember when lunch boxes were goddamn works of art, man.

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

Fitting in is the most comfortable form of failure there is...

[Heineken @Heineken]

#BetterTogether

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

My brain hurts.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Teenagers. Stop releasing music., wait till you're in your 40s, hone your skills and put out a proper album.

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

I miss the past...

[James Porter @TheJamesPorter]

If I pay for @Spotify Premium, why do I still get adverts midway through podcasts? I F**KING PAY TO AVOID ADVERTS!!!! And I'm not talking about the adverts peddled by podcasters......
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