James Shaw

Eternally frustrated by acceptance of inadequacy

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@askryanair @Ryanair your terms and conditions state that u16s don't need ID if they're a UK national on a domestic flight, is this correct?

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

Now don't get me wrong, I'm a @HariboUKI_ fan. But can you imagine getting a whole two sweets in a bag?!

Imagine no more!!

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@stevepooley @maja_kenney When do we go??

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@smij85 @Super70sSports On that lad, all shorts are short shorts

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@stevepooley @HondaUKBikes @beckers1000 Blue with black wheels looks nice

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

Very infrequently do I feel compelled to tweet about anything but @DerrenBrown last night was beyond astonishing. I've never laughed, cried and been awe in the same show. Absolute wonderment. Chapeau 👏🏻

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@smij85 @ThatsSoVillage @THCC_Tigers Revesby away, circa 2003

"Would you like a third"

🤣🤣🤣

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@smij85 @ThatsSoVillage @THCC_Tigers No, I always like to ask if the fellow batsman are would like another, even if I'm the same end.

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@CalvinHarris good sir, what time are you on at Ibiza rocks Friday?

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@HelloKitch you should have said you were in town, we could have had a beer 🍺

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@Kennedy10Mart Should have stolen the Mrs' hairspray mate. They glide on, and then it dries tacky. Wins all round.

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@smij85 @royalportrush Take a raincoat 😃

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

If I went to buy cycling shoes, bought some in the first shop then went to every cycling shop in the area to see what they had, id be chastised. Now, when the Mrs is shopping I'm a terrible husband because I don't want to follow her round the shops. Go figure.

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@WAYNE_BENNETT78 Not me mate, you know all the money is in equipment 🤣

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

Went to the office today for the first time in near 18 months. During which time, my dear wife who was home all day hasn't opened a single window. I'm now sat outside contemplating sleeping out, since my own house is like a furnace. She can't understand why I'm annoyed.

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

Good news. We have a fan. Now we can blow the stifling heat around the bedroom. Hurray.

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@smij85 Yes, except I'm just in my pants.

[James Shaw @thejamesshaw]

@worldcupdan He alone makes ITV's coverage miserable. He talks utter drivel.

[Adam Thorpe @adam_thorpe1]

Time to find out what I’m made and what potential lies within!! @DNAfuel_me

[Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas]

Year 2032. Evenepoel and Pogacar each won 6 Tours now. Van der Poel will be competing in 17 disciplines at the olympics, aiming at 17 medals. Van Aert won Paris-Roubaix for the 7th time. Valverde announced that he will continue for another year as he doesn’t feel his age yet.