Jamie Rowan

Calm down, Jamie.

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Biden's response to the Russian invasion: "C'mon, Man!"

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Biden confused at Russian invasion after giving every signal that we don't want to fight.

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Kanye West is legally changing his name to just YE.

Harvey Weinstein found out and is legally changing his name to just YES.

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As part of OnlyFans rebranding they are changing their name to NoFans.

Not to be confused with America's new slogan, NoAfghans.

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@thorsson_john @EddieZipperer @asomer True. It's right to question how BOTH sides pay for it.

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I like attention so much that I hope the NSA is listening to me.

I've started saying terrorism buzzwords in front of my Alexa when I'm lonely.

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Looking forward to the holiday season. The special time of year when every comic tries to find new ways to convey how much they can't stand being with their family.

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Body positivity is great, but I don't want to sit next to it on a three hour flight.

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Apparently the only way to have a female president is to sneak her into the White House behind an old white man's corpse.

So, congrats, President Harris. You did it!

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We're all stressed about #ElectionNight, but don’t forget that we're all in this together. We all have to wait an extra two days for the new episode of #TheBachelorette

At least on Thursday we get to see Clare choose between 30 mediocre candidates instead of two terrible ones.

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The #media gives as much info as the guy who tells everyone his ex is crazy. We all know there is more to the story but we've been loyal to him for years so we just support our guy.

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I think NBC news anchor, @SavannahGuthrie described the #2020debate best when she said, "What was that?"

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Sometimes I feel smart and then my Google search history reminds me who I really am.

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Another A-list celebrity has bravely come out in favor of equality. #SwipeUpToShop

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Me: I wonder what is going on in the world today?

Media outlets: According to a Reddit post by AdamBigBallz33......

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I tried to order from the #USPS online store, but the site was on its lunch break.

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The best thing about the #USPS merch is that you don't have to go to post office to pick it up.

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18-year-olds are not old enough to vote according to this WSJ opinion piece and I agree.

They are only old enough to fuck. Sorry, I mean to be fucked. By the men running for office. #MoreCreepsInPower2020

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My local government keeps on sending out #COVID updates as loud emergency alerts. It's gotten to the point where I feel relieved when it turns out to be a good old fashioned Amber alert. #TerriblePerson

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I posted a picture of myself on my birthday with the caption, "Turned 34 today!" And underneath someone commented, "Wow! So brave."