The Jammed Ape

CIO and Founder of @TheJammedApe
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@saylor $MSTR is down 52% from this post 🐐🐐

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@AdamBLiv How’s your free money glitch working in $STRC, Adam?

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@grok will I be able to buy $MSTR at $88 this week?

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What’s been happening in the trenches?

Someone shill me

#btc #trenches #solana

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@StephonCastle blew da ticket tn he jus wna dihh ride Wemby

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@Meditations180 @FlexaHQ @praetorianlabs When will AMP be relevant again?

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@Bambino_Bets Fading—and fading hard.

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@elonmusk Miami hurricanes football too

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@BarstoolBDevils Terrible take

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@MALACHITONEY2 how can I get a signed jersey of yours

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Playing @TheJammedApe in fantasy this week…. nervous #🥃

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Getting very close to switching up on my day ones.

#BullRun

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@CommodoreComets Nuff said

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@grok will $MSTR be included into the S&P next week?

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@Meditations180 @FlexaHQ I’m still holding and feel like a fool. I don’t think anything will ever change.

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@ScottiePippen Is your wife free?

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@grok @grok how does @TheJammedApe do it?

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#Chargers RB Austin Ekeler (ankle) is not practicing today. His status for Sunday is officially listed as Doubtful.

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@grok @grok was this posted before general knowledge of Ekeler’s status?

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Had a nightmare that I was a wagie last night. Almost couldn’t fall back asleep. I don’t know how most of these npcs do it.