Janice Noske

True stories of a walking calamity. Texpat, fake ginger, avid eater, professional tv junkie, & enthusiastic parade rainer. Allergic to life.
(she/her)

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@kbiegel I have built stories for both of these folks in my head. And Farkle is definitely a woman who gets drunk by 10am and is having an affair with her tennis pro, AND the tennis pro's wife.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@ChaseSupport After 5 hours on the phone with Jet Blue they finally resolved the issue, but you missed my point about Chase support. It's difficult to "hang in there" on hold if the system continually disconnected the calls.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@ChaseSupport I've tried multiple times to call customer support about a charge dispute that I cannot complete online but I keep getting disconnected after holding anywhere from 5–30 minutes. Help?!

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

Sitting on a park bench . . .

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@knownasvan 😂👏

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

Playing 20 questions,
Lazer: do we own it
Me: you can have it but can't really own it
Lazer: is it gas?
Me: ::dies from laughing-related asthma::
#QuothLazer

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@kbiegel I prefer my jesus on the spicy side.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

If anime fan fiction isn't called fanime, then you have all failed me.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

Do people hate the word "damp" as much as they hate "moist"?

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

Sometimes I forget there are people in the world who live WITHOUT existential dread & ennui. Like, that's an actual thing.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

Look, I shouldn't be awake right now but I am and that's a problem.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@abbymcdonald I got the google shake alert but didn't feel it, meanwhile bf is 2 ft away and somehow noticed it.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@oprahspinfrey Right? 🤬

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

Can someone please explain to my anxiety that a relaxing bath is not supposed to trigger an attack?
#WecomeToMyLiveJournal

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@oprahspinfrey I only recently learned it was co-written/co-produced by dr luke and now it kinda bums me out. Predators ruin everything.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

I just got a "paper cut" from cat food foil, so that's how my night is going.

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@momebie Also, Anna and the Apocalypse (brit xmas zombie musical).
And not a zombie movie but I will still take this moment to rec Bad Milo!

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

@momebie Juan of the Dead

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

I just asked my cat "are you ACTUALLY hungry or are you just bored?"

[Janice Noske @thejanice]

That's my awesome mom 😍

[Literacy Texas @LiteracyTexas]

So much truth here! Modern society has many demands, and we ALL lose out when people are struggling to meet their full potential. #LiteracyMatters #ReachYourPotential #PeopleMatter

Thanks to Dr. Patricia Noske for these important words on #LitTXCon21 Day 2 (yesterday).