jason bateman

Im sorry, repeat that?

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

Ides of March

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@prof4russia what an amazing talk today! I'd like some resources for updated info if you don't mind though. What's up with #Ukraine

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

#expectedbeauty #fearlessleader @c_delpico

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@Nichole__Online why...

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

Well... It sucks having herpes... #shsspeech

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

JOIN OR DIE. JOIN. OR. DIE. DONT BE A FARQUAD. #Shrek4gov @pagingdrturtle

[Guff @guff]

Netflix is my bae

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@pagingdrturtle I just saw the intense sexual tension between him and Black Widow and got jealous about a relationship that isn't mine.. Ugh

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@pagingdrturtle Is it bad that my first thought as Cap. Was falling in the water was "oh no, not again!" And then I was worried about safety

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@ChrisEvans You are the cutest thing in existence. You should come to Smithville, MO to see your #1 fan, @pagingdrturtle #yesplease

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

95% of the reason I exist is Madamerica... @pagingdrturtle

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@Nichole__Online we were going to tell you but there wasn't ever a good time

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

#nofilter

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

This smexy beast needs to calm down @pagingdrturtle

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

#shsbff #smallhistory @shssmall

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@Nichole__Online

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

@Nichole__Online really?

[jason bateman @thejasonbateman]

Thinking of revolt. OFL, @c_delpico bonly got 8...

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

Out of all the vengebles the carrot is one of the most orange honestly