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Live long and prosper, as the force is the way.

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Not going to lie; it's going to be tough to give up Oreos.

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Opinion | Zelensky says ‘peace is more important than profit.’ Koch Industries disagrees. https://t.co/JzihrbaU9z

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@ANC_Historian Jay was quite the poet.

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@tammaq13 The dogs were also much larger back then.

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@RodCarew_29 I always think of you when I see a player beat the shift. That's why I don't mind it; if a player is good enough, he'll beat it.

[Scott Kendall @scooterkendall]

May I present, the *worst* take of the day…

[Ashlyn O'Hara @ashlyn_ohara]

Journo folks: The Peninsula Clarion's sister newspaper in Homer is hiring a general news reporter. My colleagues and I started at $15.50/hour for the same position up here, FWIW. There are so many stories that need to be told on the peninsula #KPBorough https://t.co/fSNwf21KcB

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Visa and Mastercard are raising the fee they take from merchants for accepting credit cards. Both firms are highly profitable. They're doing this because they can, and apparently coordinating their moves. Why doesn't this violate antitrust law?

[eri @hamxnda]

rt to scare the @fia :)

[Matt Tunseth @MattTunseth]

Downing donated $600 to assembly candidate Kathy Henslee — who almost immediately turned around and purchased $750 worth of advertising on Downing’s blog. #politics #ROI

[Emma Dean | #TeamLH l #Gooner I Red Member 🔴⚪️ @Miss_Dee84]

Loving that #VoidLap58 is trending again 👏🏻👏🏻 Well done #TeamLH Did the @fia REALLY think we’d just ‘forget’ about what happened in #AbuDhabiGP?! They need to realise that we will NEVER forget what happened and we will ALWAYS be calling for justice 💜 #WeStandWithLewisHamilton

[Andrew Neo TeamLH 104. Love is Love 🏳️‍🌈 @AndrewF144]

Ugh I almost threw up hearing @NaomiSchiff say @Max33Verstappen is the strongest driver on the grid. I’m so disappointed… is it really so hard for people to see? Lewis is clearly stronger. No dirty driving needed, no fastest car and no help from the @fia. #VoidLap58

[thejaybob 🖖🏽 @thejaybob]

Love studying astrophysics. Total dilettante, but I do enjoy thinking about the infinite to help me center myself in the universe. Here's a tidbit I learned today: We have weight (mass) because of the energy it takes to keep our atoms from flying apart at the speed of light.

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@PolyesterUnis @Phillies Kruk is the author of the best one-liner in MLB history.

After having one testicle removed due to cancer, he wanted to report to spring training.

When the Phils were hesitant, he said, "If they don't let me play, I'm going to take my ball and go home."

#boss @JohnKruk

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@chevychevelle48 Whoa. Does that include ginormous swag bags and a handy from your favorite driver?

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@Planet_F1 Wish Marko would just go, "boom!" But he's such a lightweight he'd probably just go, "peep," like a weasel farting.

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@GabeTheHippie Their Texas forebearers. The oil boom brought them and their conservative religious ways to our once pristine state and despoiled it all for a PFD check.

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@IL0VEthe80s "Weve Got the Beat" by the Go-Gos.

[tami 🇵🇸 @tami_d44]

Dear @fia , the 2021 F1 season ended in a #F1xed race - you fired the RD Masi as a result.
You can save 2022 and restore integrity to the sport by #VoidLap58 and #ReleaseTheFIAReport for transparency

#WeStandWithLewisHamilton #RaceAgainstManipulation
#LewisHamiltonWasRobbed

[thejaybob 🖖🏽 @thejaybob]

@OccupyDemocrats It's pretty short-sighted. There are legitimate reasons for DST. All this twice-yearly whining is tiresome with everyone trying to top the next one in outrage over the fucking clock. If we have to end it to end the whining, so be it.