Justin Rubino

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Only in Ohio can it be sunny and rain at the same damn time.

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

You either die as Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Sorry I felt like that needed all caps.

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD TRAILER IS OUT! HYPE!

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

You either love me or hate me. But I'm gonna be myself anyways.

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

My parents said be careful tonight, like "ayy fam, I got this.

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

That moment you grow up and realize Spongebob actually had some good life lessons

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Hey if you wanna see something funny look on my instagram...

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Alright got my Netflix set up, so I'd like to take this time to say goodbye to my life.

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

@chrishudson94 yeah that's cool with me! Text me tho

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

@chrishudson94 oh we hanging....

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

@chrishudson94 I sure am!

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Delly coming through!

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Just shot around with Dave Chappelle. No big deal.

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

You only get one first impression

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

"But he gotta eat the booty like groceries" -jhene aiko

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Promise that you'll sing about me forever

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

When you're broke af but want to make your car sound dope 😂😂http://t.co/YerRDtq0b1

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

MTV CRIBS used to be like this 😂😂😩 http://t.co/rz0VEy9e7L

[Justin Rubino @thejbeano]

Ok I lied, you're cool. But you make me sleepy