Thejc3

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Seriously. Fuck everyone I know. Jesus….how the fuck did I get surrounded by these jagoffs?

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@CWBChicago Yeah but he sucked at walleye fishing.

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I see so many high as fuck motherfuckers on two feet with their knuckles on the ground. What fucking drug is THAT?!

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What the fuck is this “unhoused” bullshit? What fu%^ing pussy got offended by HOMELESS? Hipster jagoff.

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@WestLoopTom @ChiPartyAunt Where’s the dong?

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@royalpratt Release the hounds, ya clown

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@WGNNews Lame duck

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And just like that, a song you’ve heard a thousand times suddenly takes on a new meaning and it’s like…”fuuuuuuck. Now it hits me.”

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I give zero fucks about your fucking band. And your fucking business. Oh…and vinyl records suck. The amount of damage they do to the environment is fucking huge…you hipster idiots.

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I’m so fucking tired of late nights and late night problems

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Living my best FUCK YOU JAGOFFS life. An Adirondack chair and a garden hose. Watering my freshly seeded lawn. Fuck you you motherfuckers.

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Fuck. Seriously. What the fuck did I do?

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And it all comes screaming back. 18 years of “fuck.”

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3:30 on mex-de-mayo and I’m already fucked on Unicorn and some weird bourbon maple shit. That burrito was the shizzle tho.

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Happiness is reporting a cop on Waze… Right in front of the cop! And then showing him on the phone

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F. UUUUUUUCK. OFFFFFF! I’m
Back morherf%ckers