JC Fisher

Phenobarbital in MY chowder?

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

‘Friend of’ Cynthia is such a happy and safe space for me. And she makes me laugh so much

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

Show me a cuter whistling tea kettle and I won’t get the giraffe one

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

I fib to my parents about certain things here and there, but not about literally everything - at the expense of those close to me, all in hopes of getting a check so I can be less inconvenienced

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

Why do you even have a job if your mom bails you out of every horrible decision you make and pays for your daily livelihood

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

The way he looks at me halfway through a meal…I never need a human man again 🐶

[Liverpool Talk @Americanpudlian]

@TONYxTWO @camhigby Sad how the script has been flipped instead of everyone loving each other.

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

Why does restaurants serving tomatoes not scoop that crusty nipple center. That’s like the entire point of cutting a tomato besides making it smaller

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

Where’s my Tupperware friends? This is the one pyramid scheme I didn’t want to end. The only thing this rained on pizza box is giving is IN

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

JoJo hit that note so Ariana could whisper it

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

No one cares but me but if you find yourself conflicted, 20/20 is garbage and Dateline isn’t.

[Top Female Rappers Update @TFRappersUpdate]

"LEFT EYE" by Lil Kim failed to debut on Spotify Global or Spotify US, and it also didn't enter the top 200 on Apple Music US or iTunes US. Nearly 24 hours after its release, the official audio has yet to surpass 8,000 views.

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

This what happens when you express your feelings

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

5. Woman gets out of the car to argue with her husband while inside a Tiger Safari 😳

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

Looking for recommendations on cheap / progressive places to live in either New England, Pacific Northwest, or California - a long shot I know lol

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

Imma need you to think thrice before serving broccolini

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

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[welp. @YSLONIKA]

Chappell roan reveals that her favorite lyrics of all time stems from "itty bitty piggy" by Nicki Minaj 😂😭❤️

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

WHAT DO WE DO WITH THESE. I want a credit or a rubie exchange. I’ll sue Mario’s ass himself idgaf ⁦⁦⁦@mariokarttourEN⁩

[Bravo @BravoTV]

One year ago today.

[JC Fisher @thejcspawned]

Merry - Taco Bell havin fuggin nuggets - mas. Yas.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 87th birthday to the iconic Jane Fonda.