Samuel Britten

Strive for averageness ll RIP Landshark

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@tschu23 @barstoolsports @StoolGametime Major tweak

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@tschu23 @TrevWall 😂😂 its a sube thing, you wouldn’t get it

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

The person that has to go through all of the pictures on only fans and delete the nudes has the best/worst job ever

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

Surprised he didnt call it a jab

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Get your shot!

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@NassTucker Im here if you need to talk

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

Sitting on a cold toilet seat is worse than the electric chair change my mind

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@tschu23 @nicekicks Looks like the bank account is takin a hit

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Anyone who eats Turkey AGAIN on Christmas is a FUCKING NARC

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

When its raining at work at your boss wont let you leave

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Depression!

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@DMKasten_8 @sambrumm21 Alright fine, quit exposing my biases 😂

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

People that drive with earbuds in should be put down

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@sambrumm21 Buick owners are exempt

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@BrendanSchaub @bryancallen @tschu23 😂😂😂

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@VanErtMason @BDLeT

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@largeblimp @fortunefunny But looks like the female tim dillon lol

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

Until he catches a kettle bell to the ankle

[Chris Haddad @chrisvIQtory]

Alvin Kamara working on “controlling random multi-directional external forces” for balance and core stability

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@tschu23 Thats the lowest ive ever seen your text notifications

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@i_am_hoops You better hope “dragon” the security guy dosent see this 😂😂😂

[Samuel Britten @thejebodiah]

@JoeBiden @BidenInsultBot