Jeff Davidson

Just give me one thing that I can hold onto.

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@ZachWeiner @RosemaryMosco There has never been in the history of all time, anything that was, is or will be "on" accident.

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@ZachWeiner @BAHFest OK, then I may enter this year. Gird your loins.

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@julieklausner Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent... Hey ex-judge Joe Moore

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@MrGeorgeWallace Hey, what about Band-Aid brand bandages? Or am I thinking about one of those charity gig's Willie Nelson did back in the '80's?

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@NekoCase

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I have never been a fan of senator @JeffFlake but today sir I applaud you.

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@andmichaelgreen Back in the 70's, before Wi-Fi, I once wrote an entire post card without distraction. It was an amazing time to be alive.

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@SMBCComics @ZachWeiner I'm disappointed in you Weinersmith. Randall would have created a seemingly infinite zoom ending in a profoundly funny message.

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@eddiepepitone My cologne is made from the sweat of 1st wife's talking with their x's new wife, half her age & IQ.

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@xeni "Pass the dutchie on the left hand side." You'll always be to the left of good ol' Orrin, so it's coming your way!

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@KatyTurNBC Just pre-ordered your book. Can't wait to read the war stories! You are very brave. I appreciate all you do.

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@meganamram Handed phone to wife to read your loving essay, now it's covered in bacon grease & Cheetos dust. Thanks Amram.

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@xeni I always wondered why Ford named that little car, "Fiesta".

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@ZachWeiner This is a Shanda. Even if it's true, don't admit it in public.

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@JayzTwoCents Pussy

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@ryanshrout @UPPAbaby @4moms I expect a video review on P(ram)C(arriage) Perspective in a few days.

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Overheard: Pulling out is not an effective method of climate control.

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@meganamram 222!!! You are the Karen Valentine of your generation.

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@shwood There's an IMAX HQ???

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@ambermac You're very convincing. My Roomba is a big fan.