Jenni Mae

Defying the laws of structural integrity, while being cute AF. she/her

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@mtgreenee That’s cute but it’s 2026 and we’ve literally been screaming all of this in your face in real time as it happened for the last decade. You don’t get a cookie for ‘figuring it out’ after being cast aside by your cult leader. 🙄 You WERE in a position to help. You *DIDN’T.* Shut up

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@MechaEmperor @gldivittorio I would watch that movie. 😂

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@LePapillonBlu2 @pcr_dr Thank you for seeing us UK!!!

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@GovPressOffice @GovernorShapiro , any chance PA can get in on this? Can we team up? There’s got to be at least one pissed off liberal Philly girl in the throws of perimenopause and pettiness to get things rolling!

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@HumanUpgrade_ Does it HAVE to be GREEK yogurt? I can’t really handle the texture or even the flavor. I prefer full-fat yogurts …

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@GovPressOffice I haven’t come near Twitter in months but I am SO here for this. Keep up the Shenanigans!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@MichaelWolffNYC Why won’t you release to Independent Media? Is it because outlets like MSM media don’t have billions of dollars and you’re more interested in lining your pockets than revealing the truth???

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@XfinitySupport your customer service is horrendous and you should be absolutely humiliated. What kind of garbage do you hire? Do you hold contests to see what employee can treat customers the worst??

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@MeghanMcCain It’s his own nick name, that he’s had for years. And seeing as how he voted against protections and accessibility for other Americans in wheel chairs, he deserves to be called much much worse. Hypocrites, the lot of you.

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@GovAndyBeshear @POTUS @KristiNoem I’m sorry, but …

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@MeghanMcCain Do … do you not know the current *VICE PRESIDENT* is a woman? Are you okay?

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@Caitlyn_Jenner You should be so ashamed of your entitled, ugly hearted, selfish, hypocritical flat ass. Sit down, shut up, and fade into obscurity already.

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

Hey, @netflix. I watch a lot of TV do other things. It would be immensely helpful if you could indicate if a series is in another language ON THE TITLE PAGE, so I would know which titles to save for when I have the time to dedicate 100% attention.

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

One of my all time biggest pet peeves anywhere is people who don’t help bag their own groceries in line. They just stand there staring at the poor cashiers and hold the rest of us up. @fox29GoodDay @FOX29philly

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@roguecatcop Pssst, we have nieces and nephews, dummy.

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@HomeDepot , on what planet is this even REMOTELY acceptable? Delivered YESTERDAY with a broken lid.

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

Let me get this straight. The free blue check verification to keep famous people from being impersonated is being replaced with an $8/m charge to impersonate famous people?

[Mike McCready @MikeMcCreadyPJ]

I believe 100% in this…

#ProtectTransKids

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@SIRIUSXM want to add my new car to my sub. Link from Hyundai broken. Manage subscription won’t load in app. Can’t log in via browser. WHAT GIVES!?

[Jenni Mae @TheJenniMae]

@mccormickspices Thank you for being the last gravy in the super market without added hydrolyzed soy protein. You saved me from agony!