Jennifer Thompson

how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?

[Jennifer Thompson @thejennthomp]

#GlobalClimateStrike

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The problem is that when we’re looking for a new dog I check PetFinder so often I get addicted to it. Then when we’re no longer looking for a dog I’m still addicted to PetFinder and have to look at all the dogs I can’t adopt.

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

paul blart small cop

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@followtotheend @nsjarratt Sloppy wet until I die

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@Jason_Tartick Hair ties

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Cozy Cashmere Caterpillar. They're typically pretty aggressive so please be careful. Remember to only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10

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@abbyht02 Mine too. I will not stand for it

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@Jason_Tartick @kaitlynbristowe The perfect relationship is one over microwaver and one under microwaver.

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@abbyht02 Give them a number and say it’s based on what you believe the responsibilities of the job to be. If they want to lower the number, they can clarify why there’s less responsibility/ lower work load than you expected from the job description

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

if you can pretend that a groundhog is predicting the weather for the next six weeks, you can use they/them for a single person

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@TylerKnott I have a panic attack every time. This last time, I told the dentist “hey I usually cry and have a panic attack when I get Novocain, but I’m okay”, and that was the first time I didn’t cry. I guess putting it out there took away a layer of the anxiety?

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*hears Doug laughing in the other room*
Me: what’s so funny?
Doug: *points to American flag tattoo on his thigh* this is going to be here until I die

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@awatazzz Beyoncé, Jeff Goldblum, and Tom Cruise

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@rohmontgomery Okay Taylor Swift

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

both constantly changing the rules

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@nsjarratt Oh no

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Meal planning for Christmas Day, just wondering if my sister in law has recovered from her sausage roll trauma.

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Twitter, why is this “food inspiration” ????