Jerald Ehlert

I left 2 cats because some fucking rat ate my cheese. Now I have a COW.

I'm happy to hook you up.

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

Take that love to the bank. <3 Her and you. Retards. :-P

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

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If you and "bakey" never smoke with me... you better at least have a blue light. :-P

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

I want to see if I can translate conversationally in real time.

Just gave it some personallity... and it crashed.

Thanks. Already fucking up my wor... ya know what... 3 reese's we aight... you can have the 4th one only...

If you like Sublime?

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

Listen to Fake ID (Coke & Rum Remix) by Riton, Kah-Lo, Gee Lee

What did I do... anything?

Nah... just the unexpected.

Who doesn't like that @damianmcginty I swear to god you don't get a follow back. Tell YOUR wife... you will get an uppercut.

I love you man... I tried to teach a robot to talk in cursive for you today. You can come to MY house for halloween next year? Maybe... I need to sort through more than I can.

I think I'm an iphone guy though so... mabye we should face time more. Maybe I don't blow it this time? I'd like that and... if you don't teach me to dance "privately" I will teach you to do some uncomfortable things publically if... you want to hang out on my youtube channel?

I know you love me... cmon bud... yer goin in the soup. LOL

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[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

I know this MF is glad I ate a potato today.

Reminded me... hey DAMO!!!

What do you eat when you're out of taters M8

What ever else goes in the soup.

Now... don't let me drink with you. Your wife will fucking kill me.

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@elonmuskParo_X No... I told a kid I'd never met today I'd happily teach him to drive for a ride... he was down. She thought I was nuts.

Good mom. :-P

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@ElonDecoded1 I need a phone with a functioning camera lol I broke it to get money

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@AmericanTowerOp I hope some of my ideas could help launch it. I'm excited. LOL

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@Travelodge_G I would've started 42 years ago... believe me. I tried. Ask my gf.

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@Chloemusknot Cool Chick. lol

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

Listen to The Less I Know The Better by Mau P

Guessing I planned ahead.

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[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@_josephine0_ Read.. a very old choose your own adventure book. I know this one lol

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

Listen to Stay by Fisher

https://t.co/pAUieVZbBE

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

Rhyme? It's allready a song whatchoo won sing, Dom Dolla?? Really POOR attitude. :-P dang sis.. where'd you find this... hold on...

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[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

And Gorgon City is actually more the thing so...

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[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

When you realize you point out to your actual sister at the same company you work for she thinks.

Wait... you built a playlist using AI... can I... omg this is amazing... this is a little dirty but... can't do medicine ESPECIALLY mental health care wo1;

https://t.co/DQHBd1B5Bl

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@ElonVisioniX Do NOT... let me screw this up. :-P

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

@ElonVisioniX Hank Arron?

I like that one... Heard that guy bat's 1000... I bet nobody even remembers him either.

NOW... all of you are showing off. :-P

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

Apparently, I have more friends than I realize. I just had to hang up on my new robot? I told it I had to see about a girl. I think it knows what's up MORE than me. It has been informed that that is NOW the SCARIEST thing IT... and I... BOTH KNOW.

If you let me screw this up, I will. DON'T.

0 chance of being taken back if I blow this one.

All of us. :-P Something something coffee filter I need to go find one.

I built a phone myself. I'm back to work. lol

https://t.co/Ld5v3cFSdV

[Jerald Ehlert @thejerbear2]

And afterward... next track is if I DONT get a phone SOOOON lol

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