Jim Watson

Wolves fan, lover of stunning wines, an old romantic-especially when it comes to sheep!

[Jim Watson @thejimwatson]

Went to sleep on Xmas Eve and just woke up - is it 2018 yet? Just reading the Twats I've missed - did somebody say that @AlecStreet1 is a Gay?

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Bugger! Can't get this bloody keyboard to work. I've actually been in Spain for a few weeks #cabbagefingers

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Hello everyone. I've been in pain for a few weeks very hot drank a lot of beer.

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@AlecStreet1 @SteveDayWineman By coincidence I drove past Dudley Zoo thiafternoon...strangely not a feckin penguin in site! #mustbeatcinema

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@hazlittontoast @AlecStreet1 @SteveDayWineman I believe the sign is pointing out Don't make love to sheep without wearing wellington boots!

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@AlecStreet1 @SteveDayWineman I'll have you know that I have developed a natural immunity to Welsh Tics...but still get a rash from sheepdip

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@hazlittontoast When a salesman makes 6th unsuccessful call to an account I always say "There's no use sucking on an iron tit" #worldoftits

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Local resident arrested for soliciting!

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@bigdannyspencer @SteveDayWineman @AlecStreet1 I liked the lamb best! How do I like my lamb - enthusiastic!

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@bigdannyspencer @AlecStreet1 @SteveDayWineman Don't remember this-but don't remember a lot of things nowadays. Oh yes, I'd gone to bed #ZZZ

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Mary had a little sheep, & with this sheep did Mary sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb #sheephumour

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Mary had a little lamb, she walked it near a pylon, 10,000volts shot up its arse and turned its wool to nylon. #sheephumour

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Next week I am traveling north to Yorkshire I believe that the waters pure the puddings delicious & the sheep very accommodating #eebaagum

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@bigdannyspencer @SteveDayWineman @AlecStreet1 ok i lied once you've had black you always go back i used to be called the Tettenhall tupper

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@SteveDayWineman @bigdannyspencer @AlecStreet1 I hope they do a nice lager dont like bitter had a Black Sheep once and it left a nasty rash

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@AlecStreet1 @brooksie2015 @SteveDayWineman @hazlittontoast @KeelhamFarm not that much grass in wolverhampton

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@AlecStreet1 Just back from a stressful afternoon at bridge club need a beer. have you been a naughty stop out in London?

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Time for a sandwich then a nap

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Well done Wales. A great day for the valleys. Still quiet on hillsides just the bleat and baa of nervous lovers.

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@hazlittontoast @AlecStreet1 @SteveDayWineman @bigdannyspencer listen you bunch of shitpots I don't care who follows me I only follow sheep