Joe Dad

The entirely unoriginal Joe Dad. I tweet mostly about half-truths and situations that almost happened.

[Pittsburgh Ultimate @pghultimate]

Introducing our 2024-29 Strategic Plan!

We have high hopes, but they are reachable ones together.

Join us as we embark on this exciting journey, uniting passion with purpose to propel Pittsburgh Ultimate to new heights of success and significance.

https://t.co/5lnxRl5jGb

[Joe Dad @thejoedad]

whoa

[barbarelleh @barbarelleh]

the thing about having friends with good politics is that none of them have a boat.

[Martin Luther King III @OfficialMLK3]

Malcolm X was not the political opposite of my father that many believed him to be. They stood on the same side of history—against the dehumanization of Black Americans.

Today, he would have been 99 years old. Rest in peace and power.

[Joe Dad @thejoedad]

@bring_snaaacks @kyrakhoro @OaklandSpiders I think this might be my favorite tweet ever.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

In the past, I’ve described the 2022 Pennsylvania Senate race as one where we voted for a candidate with empathy and character.

Today, I’m apologizing to everyone who also believed that was the case.

[Joe Dad @thejoedad]

@Annie_Wu_22 Thank you! It's so disappointing.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I understand you likely would not have stood up for your colleague and seem to be confused about racism and misogyny being a “both sides” issue.

But I stand up to bullies, instead of becoming one.

And to the women of Pennsylvania: I’d stand up for you too.

Enjoy your Friday.

[Port Authority Ultimate @portauth0rity]

As a team focused on generating great players and even greater culture, Port is proud to present our 2023 season culture highlight reel. If this calls out to you, consider trying out for us for the 2024 season! Link in bio. https://t.co/fMkvCtFEYm

[Zinn Ed Project @ZinnEdProject]

#tdih 1951, Julius & Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of espionage.

See ⬇️via @democracynow about role of prosecutor Roy Cohn. (Later chief counsel to Sen. McCarthy, attorney for mob, & Trump attorney/mentor.)

Read Rosenbergs' last letter to young sons.
https://t.co/6LvHzQmnbT

[Joe Dad @thejoedad]

@ultimatesascha @ImagesMatthew Iron

[Joe Dad @thejoedad]

@HarrietBGarner @KeneAkers Amazing. Thank you!

[Joe Dad @thejoedad]

@Annie_Wu_22 I always felt the same way about Andrew McCutchen. Universally loved. Respectes by Phillies AND Pirates fans.

[Joe Dad @thejoedad]

@wiwigoo This is amazing

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

One of the wildest true conspiracies of our lifetimes is that plastic isn’t actually recyclable in any meaningful way and they all lied to us about it https://t.co/giNj1Fr6Xu