Madden

Co-host of Midwest Manual with @cheesoid_

[onion person @CantEverDie]

yeah ai political ads have to be banned immediately or we have to take away the right to vote for people over the age of 50. its one of the two

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@cheesoid_ Whose???

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@cheesoid_ Want to do this

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@cheesoid_ Incredible

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

Sum 41 baby

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@TroyColyer Man can’t wait for the next bros night out

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

Me when I eat a whole bag of Reese’s in one night

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@cheesoid_ @wsferries .@wsferries did a good job making an announcement telling people to wear masks like a minute after this tweet!

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@TheGuldenGoose @cheesoid_ (Don’t worry, this was approved by her doc🥴)

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@cheesoid_ I do not like this.

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

Also before you ask I know that I look like pasty Bane in this picture.

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

Everyone look how funny my wife is

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

girls I went to high school with: I love being a DIY, penny pinching, life hack discovering, peloton riding, get whip cream on my nose kind of silly wife and mom 💁🏻‍♀️

me:
https://t.co/FzEr0cx0DR

[. @kimpossiblefact]

describe your mood for the past 4 months in a single picture

[nick usen @nickusen]

one of the many great aspects of michael clayton is that you could make a good movie about almost any of the side characters. i’d watch a todd haynes film about dennis o’hare’s marriage collapsing or a michael mann movie about the hitmen

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

I’ve been saying this for years

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

chris pine really pulled ahead and became the best chris, it happened so slowly I didn't even notice it was happening

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

I’m somehow both of these guys

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@cheesoid_ Pretty accurate description of most days

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

when my tweet gets 3 likes

[Madden @TheJohnMadden]

@bigterriblehat