cheesoid

not a horny dude

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: A study in Sweden showed that the egg can ignore the 'ideal' sperm, even if it's the first one to arrive

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

my drama prone mom didn’t want me tell my ex-husband that I wanted to separate because he owned a gun at the time and even though I knew he would not use it I don’t think she was being dramatic

[jezz @JezziiB]

Every week there’s another story of a man wiping out his wife and kids and every time we later find out it was because she was leaving him and he simply could not accept that.

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

this was actually hantavirus patient zero and her rich family paid those tourists to say they were bird watching in a landfill

[Dios @Dios_0ficial]

¡NO MAMESSSSSS!
Qué puto terror 😱😱😱

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

this a gender neutral interest phenomenon. the hottest girl you know is zooming in on the flight tracker map screen right now on a girls trip to Italy.

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

I really underestimated how much dudes like geography. This might be the most suppressed male interest

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

not for the right reasons

[` @ymmayerr]

Be honest. Do you ever miss quarantine?

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

@Ravenismeee no

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

TREAT THEM LIKE A ROCK IF YOU MUST INTERACT IF YOU DONT HAVE TO INTERACT FUCKING DONT

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

What is the best way to deal with a person who has no respect for your feelings or emotions?

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

listen, converse…is this a real question

[` @ymmayerr]

How do you deal with a person smarter than you?

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

had a russian boyfriend in my 20s🙋‍♀️

[He_is @Kentrell600]

Any bicth that suck uncircumcised dick belong on fear factor 😂

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

one point for team ‘not staying together for the kids’!

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Brain scans have revealed children living with unstable families (excessive, arguing, abusive and neglectful) have brain changes similar to combat soldiers after active duty

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

everyone knows this is the 👍 reaction

[Aira @Airaxora]

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

no, dude, but confident in the majority here that we don’t. TELL US

[scofield @tinercimayki]

yılanın kendi etrafında dönmesinin ne demek olduğunu hepimiz biliyoruz dimi

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

FL love is blind season spoiler just dropped

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT.

Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down.

She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator.

In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child.

The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

ive done some passive aggressive shit on stories about my ex husband but this fucking rules. unfortunately I love my kids too much to follow suit

[BitchyGriff @BitchyGriff]

A girl I know just went scorched earth on her boyfriend and posted his porno search history on her instagram story

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

literally just shouted OH MY GOD ITS MAY in my living room and it’s time to turn off summer house and go to bed

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

there is nothing like a crisp october night in the beginning of may

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

new orca calf 🚨🚨🚨

[KIRO 7 @KIRO7Seattle]

New orca calf seen swimming between Whidbey Island and Camano Island https://t.co/wGzu76ZeIE

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

new way to describe the first two and a half years of my divorce just dropped

[reiki @reikiuniverse]

"Are you two together?"
Nah.. we just exchange spit, raw dog and play with each other's emotions daily, but were just good friends.

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

mother + inner man = boy loser RUN GIRL

[goma @soigomaa]

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

[cheesoid @cheesoid_]

my kids father over a month late on child related expenses after paying $80 for a lyft ride home from a $150 happy hour

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

But your honour you know how I get