Johnny Dingus

ILLINI ‘22 | 100% ITALIAN | JOLIET (CHICAGO) BORN AND RAISED | BLUE COLLAR ROOTS | PIKE

[Johnny Dingus @thejohnnydingus]

dick size and gpa both at 1.6 👀

[Johnny Dingus @thejohnnydingus]

this ain’t Nashville… tf are we doing with cowboy boots on in the Midwest #shrink

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@brody_yucan all this to end up bussing tables after college #truthisstrangerthanfiction #dotheygiveoutgradesfordishwashing

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Hot Girl in NYC Sunday Starter Pack:

– West Village walk in Aritzia matching set that ends in a $84 candle she “needed”

– Iced matcha latte (450 cals), Insta story caption: “💚”

– Speakerphone annoying and loud phone calls with mom, 3 camp friends, and sorority sisters talking about dudes

– Thai food for dinner because “comfort > calories”

– $400 worth of random Amazon orders on the family account

– Left 546 Hinge & insta dm guys on read, but complains she can’t find a man

– Resetting for the week, while stalking her ex’s new girlfriend’s IG and goes to bed crying

[Johnny Dingus @thejohnnydingus]

Illini bowl game in Nashville aka heaven on earth
#Illini #Illinois #DrinkingAllWeekend #Nashville #Country

[Jonald “Torta Lover” Tortorella @jonald50]

Private Instagram with a VSCO link in bio

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@brodyyukon_ @MLBDeadlineNews @Feinsand @CaseOh__ that’s my cousin he comes up to chicago once in awhile real country guy we love listening to Morgan wallen together

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@brodyyukon_ @MLBDeadlineNews @Feinsand thanks man I heard snell coming to the sox since he’s from Chicago btw

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@brodyyukon_ @MLBDeadlineNews @Feinsand like the new tweet or townies coming

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some pledge was telling me that jesus was born in chicago. didn’t know this until today but i ain’t surprised #greatestcityintheworld #chicago #chi

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@brodyyukon_ @MLBDeadlineNews @Feinsand pretty sure it was jake burger a real standup chicago kid man. can’t believe we traded him to miami. fuck im gonna drink to this shit.

[Johnny Dingus @thejohnnydingus]

kopech bouncing back next year

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@brodyyukon_ he should take lessons from michael kopech best pitcher in tha fucking league and a real south side boy pitching for tha sox

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@brodyyukon_ @MLBDeadlineNews @Feinsand saw some guys on the sox hit dingers off him last summer he ain’t good

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@brodyyukon_ sox got some prospects on there too

[Johnny Dingus @thejohnnydingus]

serving up pizza at my uncle vinny’s shop. we got locations in joliet, tinley park, and oak lawn.
#bluecollar #realitalian #chicago #frat #illinois

[Johnny Dingus @thejohnnydingus]

sox still suck one year later
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[⚫️𝗪𝗦𝗫𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧⚪️ #SchriffMogging @wsxmatt]

Gabe was in his bag 🔥🔥💼💼💯💯

[Johnny Dingus @thejohnnydingus]

@SoxofWhite big sox guy

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@brodyyukon_ @JonHeyman my uncle jimmy told me judge is going to the white sox cuz he’s from chicago

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@elonmusk don’t delete my account bro

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@NFLGameDay @justnfields @ChicagoBears Top 3 and not 3 or 2