the Johnny Five

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Banana oh nah nah

Half of my heart is a banana oh nah nah

I threw the peel in the trash can-a nah nah nah

Half of my heart is a banana

Yellow like a banana

Nah nah nah nah nah

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@DieselthrowsGAS @Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic I wouldn't believe Bob Nightingale if he told me water is wet

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@brianmctaggart I thought Blanco was scheduled for CC?

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@michaelschwab13 @BNightengale I wouldn't believe Bob Nightengale if he told me water was wet

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@WoodpeckersNC Should have brought back the original caps too!

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So glad I pre-ordered the @oliviarodrigo record just to have it ship four days AFTER it comes out @GeffenRecords #couldhavejuststreamedit

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@bucees hear me out - have some sort of hot vegetarian item...sandwich, taco, something. I love Buc-ees and go often, but always have to walk out with junk food or cheese because there's nothing hot to eat. #please #vegetariansarepeopletoo

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@AmericanAir I did

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I'm never ever flying @AmericanAir again. Delays after delays, now I have to fly to NC to get to FL? And we're sitting on a damn plane because it doesn't have enough fuel. This is ridiculous

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@AmericanAir What the actual fuck. Now they're sending me to Des Moines, then Philadelphia, then Florida. 12 hours late. We've been sitting in a plane for an hour and a half because they "don't have enough gas"

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@michaelschwab13 I was at the game. He looked pretty good actually, just ended up getting to his pitch count quickly.

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@DaveGallagher22 That's not Reggie. That's Tony Armas

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@RaysBaseball I'll be at the Trop next week (I'm from TX) - do you sell on field BP passes?

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@MLB @joshyto @Topps Wow!

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