Jon John

Just a boy living the dream in a world of nightmares. Be nice to my bitch and pussy. Ling bites and Vinny scratches.

Rated TWIT-MA

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

I guess I wasn't in "coverage area," but I was clearly in a viewer area.

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@RonChilders I lived in Tupelo many years ago and my subscription TV service included both Tupelo stations AND the Memphis stations. May not be your "coverage area," but I know I was watching you in LEE County MS

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@MEM_PoliceDept @CityOfMemphis

What can you do to get THIS happening again?

Chief CJ... You have to reach out to our communities. You need to talk to former Director Armstrong to determine what is best.

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@RobTeeVee hey! Your Billy Joel video was just recommended by @YouTube & was one of the best videos I've seen. I didn't realize Piano Man was from the 70s. I have a suggestion: band is @U2, the song is "One." You can choose to watch the original or the remake with @maryjblige

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

Remember when you could go to Kroger, spend $50, and that wasn't just the cover charge and cost of parking?

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

Woo hooo... I'm only at 87 now

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@hulu @hulu_support uh... This is unacceptable.

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@netflix ... Thanks for sending me an email that basically advised me that I was "stealing" your services. I didn't realize my husband couldn't watch since he was across the house. I'm So happy to solve this problem by not paying you ANYTHING & ending my subscription. BYE Felicia

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@Number10cat That never works... Ask the Orange-aid man that kool-aid maker has already sued and won...

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

If your dog "gets out" of your yard and runs away, when you find your dog, don't punish them: *swat*

"BAD DOG! *swat*, HOW COULD YOU RUN AWAY?" *SWAT*

You celebrate with your dog that they came home..

Then you solve the problem by fixing how they got out.

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@lastpowerranger You wanted good news... I figure both are

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@lastpowerranger I'm not a democrat.

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

I used the phrase today:

"The US Supreme Court ruled, you know, back when that actually meant something."

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

Puck does NOT look across the blue line, but the Canes player at the bottom of the screen certainly does...

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@PKSubban1 @espn On first glance, this looks like a missed Coaches challenge for offsides by @NJDevils on the 4th goal from the @HurricanesNHL

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

It's now over a MONTH and @nytgraphics and @nytimes have done nothing to accurately display the map on their website. Congrats on failing America. I thought the Times was better than this.

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@NYTgraphics why is the Monroe Co tornado not listed on your map? Why are at least 4 other tornadoes in North Miss not listed on your map? Did you even ask the weather service office who covers North Miss for their data? Feel free to look at @NWSMemphis for info. @nytimes

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@nytgraphics why have you not changed your graphics to include the North Miss tornados? It has been DAYS from this incident. It has been since Saturday I alerted @nytimes, so why are you & the Times ignoring tornados in North Mississippi?

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

@lizzo TN Republicans are calling for your arrest.

This started in Knoxville, then Nashville, now in Memphis.

This is beyond stupid. Thank you for being you!

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

It may have been Teki's car... Either way still love them both.

[Jon John @thejonjohn]

What's the best part about working security for a CON?

@johndelancie never knew I was there making sure he was ok.

While @SpongeBob (Mr. Kenny) rode in my car to a local restaurant and then refused additional security.

I love them both.