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[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

वैसे तो अक्सर हर इंसान अपने जीवन मे गलतियां करता है , उनसे सिखता है और फिर उस गलती को भूल भी जाता है। पर कभी ना कभी हम जीवन मे कुछ ऐसा कर बैठते है जिसको भुलाना असम्भव हो जाता है। जिसको हर प्रयत्न के बाद भी भुलाया नही जा सकता। ऐसा ही कुछ मैने किया। 1/n

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

Living in a world where everything is fake. From small grocery thing to Humen feeling everything is fake 😊

[Aaraadhya Saxena 🇮🇳 @ihailmyindia]

> India refused to lower taxes for Tesla imports & told Musk to set up manufacturing here instead.

> Ever since Elon took over X, anti-India accounts have found a much bigger amplifier.

> Now India is scrutinizing his Starlink over national security concerns.

Looks like someone still hasn't gotten over that 'No'. 💅

[Anu Sehgal 🇮🇳 @anusehgal]

Which celebrity are you sitting next to given a choice?

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

Swagat nhi kroge hmare ?

[Vijay Gupta @vijayonmail]

भाग संख्या 241 लुथा खुर्द, शिवपुर, बीएलओ एस आई आर के काम में बहुत ज्यादा लापरवाही बर्ती है, कई भाजपा समर्थको का नाम काट दिया है,कई लोगो को शिफ��टेड में डाल दिया है।कृपया इसको संज्ञान में लेने का कष्ट करें और उचित कार्यवाही करें।
@ECISVEEP @CMOfficeUP @deo_varanasi @AnilRajbharbjp

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

Chartered Accountants lend structure to financial chaos, clarity to complexity, and credibility to every economic decision.

My gratitude to the CA community on #CADay for powering India’s economic conscience with integrity and foresight.

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

@smritiirani @PMSangrahalaya @narendramodi बहुत सुंदर

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

Attended the 47th Annual General Meeting of the Prime Ministers’ Museum and Library Society today at @PMSangrahalaya, under the chairmanship of Hon’ble Prime Minister Shri @NarendraModi Ji.

The Museum stands as a testament to India’s democratic journey, honouring the life, leadership, and legacy of every Prime Minister who has shaped the destiny of our nation.

More than a repository of records, PM Sangrahalaya is a living tribute to India’s evolving aspirations. It brings alive the story of a nation that has grown through the vision of its leaders and the will of its people.

In chronicling the political imagination and institutional contributions of successive Prime Ministers, the Museum becomes an enduring space of reflection for citizens, scholars, and statesmen alike.

[Anu Sehgal 🇮🇳 @anusehgal]

We don’t build/make?

Bro, under UPA, we didn’t even assemble. India had ZERO phone manufacturing. Today, we export iPhones. That’s not a slogan. That’s transformation.

UPA gave slogans like “Garibi Hatao”. Modi ji gave toilets, Ujjwala, electricity, and factories.

Also, defence exports hit record ₹21,000 crore

60,000+ MSMEs onboarded to global supply chains

I can go on and on! Bus abhi ke liye itna kaafi hai

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

@smritiirani @narendramodi @MinistryWCD @IndevarPandey @BMGFIndia @gatesfoundation From idea to impact — hats off to you for making it happen

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Pushkar Singh Dhami @pushkardhami]

आदरणीय प्रधानमंत्री जी समस्त प्रदेशवासियों की ओर से आपका पतित पावनी माँ गंगा के शीतकालीन निवास स्थल मुखवा (उत्तरकाशी) में हार्दिक स्वागत और अभिनंदन। आपकी प्रेरणा और मार्गदर्शन में देवभूमि के धार्मिक स्थलों का पुनर्विकास हो रहा है। शीतकालीन यात्रा के माध्यम से हमारी डबल इंजन सरकार प्रदेश की आर्थिकी को सशक्त करने हेतु सतत क्रियाशील है।

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

@smritiirani @Tharman_S @wef जय हो

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

Honoured to engage with H.E. @Tharman_S, President of Singapore, during the ‘A New Asian Renaissance’ session, organised by the Philanthropy Asia Alliance (PAA) in collaboration with the @wef’s GAEA (Giving to Amplify Earth Action) initiative at #WEF25.

Our dialogue revolved around fostering global collaboration, with women’s empowerment at the core of our shared vision for inclusive and sustainable growth.

We explored transformative pathways to build stronger ecosystems that champion women’s leadership, enhance economic participation, and drive policy reforms. Together, we reaffirmed our commitment to ensuring that women play a pivotal role in shaping a more equitable economic and social future.
📍 @Davos

[Abhishek Tandon @abhishektandonD]

राजेन्द्र नगर की जनता हुई बेहाल,
पोस्टर बाजी में मस्त विधायक और केजरीवाल।
@narendramodi @JPNadda @AmitShah @blsanthosh @PandaJay @mp_office @Virend_Sachdeva @PavanRanaRSS @BansuriSwaraj

[Anjali Rana BJP🇮🇳 @anjaliranaji]

नरेला विधानसभा की जनता अपने विधायक शरद चौहान व @AamAadmiParty से पूछना चाहती है कि:

आखिर क्यों दिल्ली के बुजुर्गों को पेंशन (Old Pension) नहीं मिल रह��� है?
क्यों भ्रष्टाचार में संलिप्त केजरीवाल एंड कंपनी चुनाव से पहले बड़ी-बड़ी झूठी घोषणाएँ करके जनता को ठगने का प्रयास कर रही है?

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

📍 IIM Bodh Gaya

Teaching is a lifelong journey, and I’m privileged to contribute to @IIMBodhGaya’s Nurturing Future Leadership Program.

Interacting with a bright MBA cohort was also an inspiring & fulfilling opportunity. Our discussions centered on shaping leaders who are compassionate, visionary, and committed to transforming India through:
Focus on Atmanirbharta..& building Trust on the ‘Made In India’ brand.

Together, let’s build a future defined by impactful leadership and purpose.

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

@Indian_Analyzer @drharshvardhan सही उम्मीदवार होंगे

[Ruchi gupta @revealthetruth4]

Aap Sabhi Ko Janmashtami ki Hardik Shubhkamnayain..😊

[The Jooker @TheJooker07]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary