José Tallaj

I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.

[🇵🇸Whitest kid you know🇵🇸 @WhiteboyDexter]

so like is everyone in this show a deranged maniac

[Gravel Lover @IHeartGravel]

Guy 1: dude problem A is so bad
Guy 2: yeah I agree, problem A is so bad. But honestly I think problem B is a bit worse!
Guy 1: bro do you seriously think that problem A isn't actually a problem? Thats crazy.
Guy 3: ooooooh there's piss everywhere oggghhooooohhhhh I'm peeing

[skeleman 🇨🇦🌈 @Skeleman71]

"The Falklands discourse cannot possibly get any funnier"

Israeli government:

[Peter Sterne @petersterne]

Columbia University is under pressure from the city to finally end the illegal closure of 116th Street, so they’re announcing meaningless reforms while continuing to pretend that “safety” requires them to keep their campus (which was open to the public for decades) locked down.

[The Mist @Clinton2028]

>far-right nationalists in power in Germany
>far-right nationalists control Italy
>far-right nationalists control Japan
>Democrats set to sweep upcoming U.S. elections
>close enough, welcome back WWII

[Punished TMG @PunishedTMG_]

if she does this Germany might genuinely become first 7th world country, rivaled only by Argentina but this would be completely voluntary national suicide. Brexit was horrible, this to Germany would be equivalent of a thermonuclear warhead hitting a city populated by baby orphans

[Ultraweed Mk V (NITROEXPRESS) @DubstepObama]

Go ahead, I'm glistening

[伊藤潤二 @junjiitofficial]

小島監督ありがとうございます！

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

after the next world war they have to dissolve germany back into a quadrillion mini states for real this time

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is an insane - in a good way - trailer for a movie.

Sheesh.

[Yoshi @ja_y007]

I figured out what's making me so uncomfortable here, besides the way its shot and the way she's acting. It's that it almost looks they're 2 seconds away from having sex. Like weird sex. Does anyone else see it?
#NathanFielder #ElizabethHolmes

[eva @_glorianas]

a total freebee for any british horror filmmaker if they wanna do the next big folk horror thing

[ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin]

Underrated gaming experience is pure loony toons slapstick

[salvia plath @haryanadelrey]

last kirkmas i gave you my kirk but the very next kirk you kirked it away

[Nick ☭ 🌱 @redf0undation]

what time is the communist party

[L. 𓋹 @dollspoet]

i’m crying, not glen finding out about ANOTHER cursed/horrendous meme of himself 😭

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

25 years ago today, the SpongeBob SquarePants episode ‘Band Geeks’ premiered on Nickelodeon.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Funniest possible endpoint for this lmfaoo

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people are really Eternal Sunshining the fuck out of Kanye’s Hitler era as if it never happened