Josh Dean

Only here to read the tweets of and occasionally tweet at pseudo-celebrities. He/Him

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Shang-Chi vs Gambit is like a Thursday Night NFL game in December between two teams that were eliminated from the playoffs a month earlier

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

They’re doing a Trap at the stadium that night but to catch guys who owe child support

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

The best part of this deleted scene isn’t even Michael’s math (78 condoms = 26 times because you use 3 at once).

It’s the slow, painful realization on Steve Carell's face when he says "One... one for each..." and his brain suddenly short-circuits. He instantly realizes he's wrong, but has absolutely no idea why.

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

mandatory reading

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

>Lindsey Graham
>male escort
>FULL OF MOLES
>my little ladybugs

I ended up reading this, so now you have to as well.
Is there a way to unread something?

[Joshua Topolsky @joshuatopolsky]

this is nightmarish, lynchian stuff that is beyond parody — unsettling, incredibly unfunny, and set so deeply in an uncanny valley that it's almost nauseating

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Saw this and thought of you.

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

Taylor retreated to the bedroom after Rick didn't give her a hug when she introduced herself and he said "I'm not doing names right now" #BB28

[Josh Dean @thejoshdean]

@HaleyforMI This is disgusting. Delete this

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[Nuke @nuclearbummer]

Flashing your championship like a piece is HARD.

[Young Galaxy @younggalaxy]

Angine De Poitrine are a children’s band. Yo Gabba Gabba for 61 year old Primus fans

[Josh Dean @thejoshdean]

@_katiestebbins_ I had this on a t-shirt in high school

[21st Century Spielberg @Spielberg2K]

It’s JAWS week

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The concept of a regional horror host is so endearing. If you were an out-of-towner spending Saturday night in a metropolitan area, you could turn on the TV and see the local maniac introducing one of the worst movies of all time.

[Josh Dean @thejoshdean]

@CNN Awesome

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Bill Maher: Darializa Avila Chevalier is patient zero for the woke mind virus, DSA candidates are alienating real America and associating with them will blow it for Democrats in November

Bill Maher [4 days later] join me while I smoke weed with America’s most famous pedophile

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

The ref 😂😂😂

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

Do girls like it when you invite them over and then put on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and laugh at everything Master Shake says