The Jotus

The Jim Of The United States. Lower taxes, limited government, take responsibility for your actions. And cheese. Layers of cheese. Oh, and fuck the Jayhawks.

[The Jotus @thejotus]

Garbage fan bases, ranked:

1. Philadelphia
2. Missouri (Tigers, Cardinals)
3. Oakland
4. Dallas
5. Any New York team

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New York people are trash.

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New York people are the worst humans on the planet. East coat people in general are terrible.

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New York people are the worst people on the planet.

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Follow the George Costanza rule: Always look annoyed and they’ll think you are swamped. Tried and true.

[Jen Arrrr @itsjenrbitches]

No. Look busy.

[The Jotus @thejotus]

@mattvanswol As Chris Stapleton said in his Maggie song: 🎶 I can’t tell you right now, that a dog has a soul.

Hits hard.

[John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl]

Your rules.

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

It is NOT a "both sides" issue.

No assassination attempts on Biden.
No assassination attempts on Kamala.
No assassination attempts on AOC.
No assassination attempts on any other prominent voice on the political left.

No violence from pro-Israeli crowds.
No arrests on the pro-Israeli side.
No calls for death or murder of those who oppose the pro-Israeli side.

Those who oppose gender ideology do not call for the death of those who disagree with them.

Those who oppose movements like BLM did not call for the death of those who took part in the BLM riots.

Social media is not flooded with videos from those on the right celebrating the deaths of those on the left or wishing harm upon them.

It is not a "both sides" issue.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

I haven't seen anyone who thinks this is a good idea. Just add a dedication to him.

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

Imagine thinking that telling college kids to not get abortions, be monogamous, and that biological women should only compete against other biological women in sports is “hate speech”? . If that sounds like hate to you, you’re a stupid idiot.

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

People who believe Charlie Kirk's speech is dangerous are cheering his murder.

[The Jotus @thejotus]

The Wire did an entire season as basically the same thing 20 years ago.

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

I suspect that each and every one of the reporters who won awards for pushing the Russia collusion hoax knew that it was of course a lie and they didn't care because they were embarrassed by Trump's win and hated him. But I have to admit that some might just be really stupid.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I feel like if some motherfucker embarked on a multi-state bank robbing spree in this America would get behind him …

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@CraigR3521 I’d go with Van Halen. But Purple Rain would be a very close second.

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I just watched a soccer ending to a baseball game.

[ULTRA Gritty Biker DAD @AnotherHomoCon]

Their fantasy is so weird!

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Florida Panthers right now. Well, 5 minutes ago. Nice job!

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

Illegal immigrants are not legal immigrants, rioters are not protesters, and exercising explicit federal powers is not usurping the authority of the states. The press deliberately conflates all these ideas, but that doesn’t change anything.

[The Jotus @thejotus]

lol. Didn’t this chic bail on her team in the Olympics a few years ago because of mental issues? I guess that makes sense since she’s pimping for men with mental issues themselves.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

@Riley_Gaines_ You’re truly sick, all of this campaigning because you lost a race. Straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive OR creating a new avenue where trans feel safe in sports. Maybe a transgender category IN ALL sports!!

But instead… You bully them…

One things for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around!!!!!

[The Jotus @thejotus]

BTW, I broke a 3.5 year twitter hiatus for that last tweet. See ya in another 3.5!!

[The Jotus @thejotus]

My 3 year old niece just told me the name of the fish in Little Mermaid was Thunder. And I’ll be honest, she could have told me any name and I would have believed her.