especially nerdy

Slut, but in an endearing way • bisexual lounge lizard

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

#thanksdepression

[Paul @yupthatpaul]

hey thanks for that slightest bit of attention back there haha i can’t wait to read too much into it later lol

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

if even one bad thing happens in 2020 I will completely lose my shit

[Drew 🐀 @Anphhu]

wth is a cover letter just let me fight the worst employee and if i win you hire me

[Aaron Paul Sullivan @apsullivan]

Actually, it’s only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anxiety.

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

Time to jump on this bandwagon. I know you all care so much

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

The Stardew Valley 1.4 update for PC/Mac/Linux will be available tomorrow at 10am PST. Less than 24 hours!

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

@pitytheviolins Lmao

[Ken M @horseysurprise]

There’s a special place in Hell where you can skip to the front if you have a cool friend who works there

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

GREAT day at church! Met a young couple, who are new to the area, seeking a church to baptise their baby so I did the decent thing – performed a quick background check, found out they'd had the baby out of wedlock and ordered them to leave. Another step towards heaven for me!

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

@shaqwagon @vnn12345 @JaydenBoatrigh2 @WishShopping "you won't believe the prices for these!"

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

@bryanhiglesias How are you alive?

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

@TWHoward91 It's the US experience baby

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

Oh God I realized there is a typo might as well die

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

You be the guy she tells you not to worry about

[especially nerdy @thejphow]

I know the meme's dead but I just had to share my beautiful schedule

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

kid: if heat rises why is it cold up in the sky

mom: what a thoughtful little question

meteorologist: [in a surveillance van] that child must be stopped