Jon…I Forgot My Last Name

Domestic AF. Husband. Dad. My wife calls me, “Agresivamente blanco”. Erling Haaland is my dad. What I say doesn’t represent my employer.

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@ThatJakeKid91 Fan bases are annoying as hell, refs in their favor, calls for thee but not for me. Yup, this tracks.

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Live look at Egypt playing Argentina:

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The good news is that we saved ourselves getting dog walked by Spain.

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And just like that, no more C.U.M. (Canada, US, Mexico) at the World Cup.

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I’m an Orlando City fan. I’m used to my Men’s Soccer team disappointing me.

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@KevWatchedAFilm Like there are some fun ideas, the score is cool and the practical effects are great. But it’s just…boring. I’m sure the house will be great, I’ve enjoyed houses based on IP’s I’m meh towards (Halloween). But I’m just watching to see what awaits me.

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Almost done with the second Hellraiser movie. I like the looks, it’ll be a great HHN house. These movies are a chore to watch because of how slow and mostly uninteresting they are (in my honest opinion).

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So which curse is more powerful: The Danhausen Curse or The Trump Curse?

[Skipper Hoss (tired Edition) @Skipper_Hoss]

Fuck this guy.

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It’s a shame because if the US wins, there’s going to be a big unofficial asterisk next to it because of this. The team and FIFA alone should’ve handled the overturning of it.

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Two things can be true:
1. The red card against Balogun should’ve never been given to begin with because the intent to harm was not apparent.
2. A government official (including the President) should not be involved in getting that overturned.

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Not going to retweet because it’s from
a blue check account and they’re probably trying to get easy bait money.
But yes, losing Ellen’s Energy Adventure was worth it for Cosmic Rewind. I’d rather have a fun launch coaster with music versus “the nap ride.”

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@ShawnNOrlando I could also foresee him semi retiring and starting/continuing an animal rescue with his wife and doing body building/interview videos.

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@GordonGrubs That English defense was no joke.

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@2Josue2Furious

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I’m seeing double. FOUR MOONS!

[bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct]

Pegasus in a flight to The Moon. At Epic Universe.

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Yesterday was the USA’s day. Today belongs to Norway and Mexico!

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

BIG clashes in the Round of 16 👀

#FIFAWorldCup

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White Nationalism is dumb and the people who support it are more dumb. And if you’re gonna do it, show your face so everyone knows how much of an idiot you are.

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

VIDEO THREAD: Hundreds of members of white nationalist Patriot Front marched in Washington DC today, where the 4th of July parade was cancelled for deadly heat.

They struggled with heat as well; a few members of the public yelled at them.

Filmed by @T_Jones_Media / @N2Sreports

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@ShawnNOrlando If we’re talking’ patriotic throat G.O.A.T.S.:

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@SpeculationMatt @FIFAWorldCup @BubbaGumpCo @UniversalORL Do they sell said jersey?