Julia Evans

ig: thejuliaevans

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

I decided to put as much effort into contacting you as you do with me- that's why we don't talk anymore.

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

I miss that feeling of when you’re in the bathroom and you hear your song come on, so you rocket out a pee as hard as you can, just to join your friends on the d-floor to hop around like degenerates

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

#NewProfilePic

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

If I ever try and nap during the day again can someone please punch me in the face

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

@CapsOffside @Travisdhanraj @DRPS @tsnotoole The man just went through a devastating experience and you’re going to harp on him about how he “UsEs hIS sOciAL MeDIa.” GROW UP. The man has a following on social media.. if he wants to SPREAD AWARNESS ABOUT HIS MISSING DAUGHTER SO BE IT, YOU IMBUSSLE

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

@SamBossCastro This is a personal attack
Sam: -1
Sun: +1

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[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

My new favourite pass time is watching Amazon must-have videos and then adding it all to my cart... then a couple days later going back and contemplating whether I should buy it or not. It’s starting to become a problem. Stay tuned.

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

I don’t wanna believe this is real

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

3am insomnia isn’t cute anymore

[pinar @pienar]

ok am i hormonal or is this the best thing to come out of facebook

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

I could super go for some pizza and 2L of garlic dipping sauce

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

I pressed ‘continue watching’ for the 5th time today.. whoops

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

I stupidly signed up for a 4K in May & I can honestly say the most running I’ve done since high school is from one bar to another sooo..... I’m screwed

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

I have now walked the hospital 3 times looking for the room, someone sos pls

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

My favourite pass time is to call someone I can see and see how they respond.... #ignored #fujarred

[nick @nickhansonMN]

“sorry” starts to lose it’s meaning when it’s overused

[Julia Evans @thejuliaevans]

I’m sitting here at the hospital and 2 single moms are trying to pick up this dad... I don’t think this man has ever talked about his “beautiful, intelligent, clean” wife more in his life #yougodude

[Amy W Schwartz @lizardschwartz]

Peas are one of his favourite foods, and Atticus was so excited to get some that he didn't know which one to eat first!

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Headers should be legal. Who’s with me?