Justin Von Vaughan

Handsome hobgoblin. Views are whispered into my ear at night by shadowy figures (he/him)

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

“Pay over a hundred bucks a year and you might be able to earn 7 cents!”

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

The difference between a public water fountain and a public bidet is how flexible you are

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Tryna fix those baby hands

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Brain said “make a dead god for a set-piece battle”

Current progress:

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Making thanksgiving: “no problem, go hang out, all 6 dishes will be ready at the same time”

Making rice: “I hope u like it crunchy style or WAY too wet”

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Any % new record

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Speedrunning my tax return on the last day like any true gamer

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

HOLD THE LINE! HOOLD!!

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Speedrunning my tax return on the last day like any true gamer

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Wait tell me again HOW many islands you had to visit to make this dressing??

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

*sniffing a tree*

“wow my armpits should smell like this”

[Mandii 🖤 @The_Mandii]

CW: transphobia, queerphobia

BEWARE, fellow TTRPGers.
Trinity Gaming Co is run by a queerphobic transphobe who openly supports Tr*mp on their company page.

….I’m so tired y’all. Don’t support companies like this ffs.

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

The amount of ticks on my dog is really…ticking me off

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Saw an early showing of the dnd movie in theaters today. Most authentic part of it was when the some old grognard infront of us told us to “not talk during the movie” BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

I’m gonna turn my shit in even later and in less time than ever

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Speedrunning my tax return on the last day like any true gamer

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

My favorite thing about drinking Moldelo is all of the gold foil that comes out of me the next day

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

The best I can figure is to use icing to make it a beholder? I AM LOST

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

Can anybody tell me what #dnd monster this supposed to be?

[Justin Von Vaughan @thejustvaughan]

It was yesterdays get from the official WoTC dnd calendar and the only description I found online was “a brain representing a mind flayer” which I don’t see or fully understand…

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