Christopher

This is the story of a boy. Everyone calls me Kuya. I'm the man. I'm a dude. I rock. I have a sister, @theKAprincess. #Denver #Colorado #KickAssDude

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@Raven_Zam @MarkHamill @PatrickHenryQ They all say old guys rock because it is what they are stuck with for a candidate. But in real life, no one is going around asking 80 year olds anything, except to get out of the way. For some reason ($$$) we can't get the old people out of the way in politics. 2 party problem.

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@Travis_in_Flint Liberal women have more dicks, on average.

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@MarkHamill @PatrickHenryQ How is it even an argument that in a country of 350 million, we can't find anyone under 80 to run for president? I don't care how much 'old guys rock', let's get some fresh blood in politics.

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I wasn't going to drink tonight so that I could stay extra vigilant against all of the Covid here. But I just found out that the egg nog has Tanduay Rum in it. These people are crafty! I feel my guard coming down already!

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Turns out this kid has been sniffling the whole time and wasn't really interested in keeping everyone safe. I don't know their name and I don't want to give myself away at the party by asking, but Twitter do your job and identify this little Covid spreader!

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So far, this is the only person willing to talk about keeping the air flowing. I appreciate how conscientious our young people are.

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I'm getting kind of worried about this party. So far, only one other woman has protective gear. When i try to discuss it with her, she keeps insisting that her safety glasses are just for reading!

People are so bullied about precautions that they pretend to have eye problems!

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@FixingEducation My experience is that they don't want to hear the things that will actually take effort (and actually make big improvments). They want to know what you can do in your extra time to make things easier for their kid (and themselves).

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@a_crum @minnegurl @FixingEducation Just because you prefer the doormat theory of employment doesn't make you a good teacher or good person.

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@NedsDread @YakeEric @asovek I can't say that i've ever considered being someone's sphincter.

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@B0NQUIQUI @dwmoore @LemmingSociety @ShadowofEzra But the clown said that he was cooperating and that is why he was left off. Did he come back from the dead to cooperate?

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@Wades_ETH @NFTiger_King @Bornakang or its the moment he realized it would be at least another 2 years before he lost his virginity.

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@SeekAaron_ @RyloKen67 @Bornakang If the guy in front acted like anything near a bro, then maybe it would apply.

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Baby Stars in the Orion Constellation via NASA https://t.co/80Lcku5CC8

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New story on NPR: 'The Little Mermaid' is the latest of Disney's poor unfortunate remakes https://t.co/LBCzCsnThL

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New story on NPR: 'Succession' season 4, episode 9: 'Church and State' https://t.co/cKWcwl7mQ0

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