Kaplan Family

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Nuff said? Nuff said. @jkappp

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S-"I only follow two people on Twitter. @ryan_kaplan- to make sure he's alive, and @darrell38 because he's actually funny." #OuchMom

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R- "Lawyers suck." B- "Well I can agree with you on that one." Yeah! Wait... What? #BarryGetsReal

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"A black kid in my engineering class said Ole Miss was gunna be really good in three years, so it must be true." -Jonathan

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"Let's stop at Booford Haiway, the food there is delicioush." -Drunk Suzi

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Reasons why Ryan is adopted: His mom would rather watch #JunkGypsies than #Hannibal. #NoRelation

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Jonathan, on (sarcastically) getting kicked out of prom last night: "What, I had to observe the High Holiday!"

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J- "I keep Kosher. Except for ham, bacon and bacon bits. They're like fairy dust made of bacon!"

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Barry (to Claire): "Heeeyyy, how you doin' girl? How was your day?"

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@adam_segal18 Then follow us! So many shenanigans to be had!

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"What's the difference between having a texting and a tweeter?" -Aunt Kitty

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R- Mom, you know Jennifer Lawrence won best actress, right? S- Yeah! For Hunger Games!

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Dad just said "Haters gonna hate." You're right Dad, haters are most definitely going to hate. #lolz

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Mom and Dad just got new phones. Can you tell?

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Jonathan just used his fingers to add 9+6. He would like everyone to know he's not ashamed.

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Suzi: I'm a MILF. Barry: How do you know what that is? Suzi: A friend told me about them. #MyMomThinksShesAMILF

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"Kittens are so cute, they're like small cats!" -Jonathan (He's on a roll tonight)

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"TittySprinkles." -Jonathan

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Jonathan- "Maybe they like him for his personotality."

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R- I'm going to Django Unchanged tonight at Perimeter. S- What movie are you seeing and where? #FacePalm