Katb

lowkey dutch. INFP. lover of poesjes and woofers.

[Katb @theKatb_]

Ah yes, the four genders.

[Katb @theKatb_]

I had a dream that @BrennanLM was disappointed in me for needing clarification on a game mechanic last night and it shook me more than any of my religious trauma nightmares could 😂😂

[qamar قمر #EIBBIRTHDAY @moong3nder]

"do you think we're soulmates in every universe?"

[TheSantaTracker @TheSantaTracker]

BREAKING NEWS: https://t.co/P77l9Ya8of Tracking Center has CONFIRMED that #Santa has LEFT the North Pole! Stay tuned for his projected route.

[Katb @theKatb_]

@fuckeveryword

[Katb @theKatb_]

@melnicoleb @ATT It came back this morning after I spent a lot of time in a chat last night trying to convince them it was still out when they said the outage was resolved 😂

[Katb @theKatb_]

"we appreciate your patience" is not enough, we will not forgive @ATT for the week long internet outage until they send us a sheet cake that says "we're sorry" on it. 🎂

[Katb @theKatb_]

If you ever come to the choice where you have to choose between some other service and att, choose the other service. Just trust me on this one.

[Katb @theKatb_]

We're in day 6 of @ATT internet outage and yesterday one of their CS agents gave me a number to call and it was an adult phone service, in case anyone is wondering how our week is going 👍

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

the elites don't want you to know this but wombats are free you can take them home

[Katb @theKatb_]

@AngelRosePetals Me pls

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

President Lyndon B. Johnson was finicky about room temperature, and when he was Vice President, he developed a habit of haranguing the flight crew about lowering or raising the cabin temperature. After a while, the crew got tired of his shenanigans, so they installed a "fake" temperature control in the Conference Room. This appeasement was successful, and Johnson was so pleased with manipulating the controls himself that he didn't even notice when the temperature remained the same.

[Katb @theKatb_]

@TweetsOfCats @chibleee you

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

call your representatives NOW

[Katb @theKatb_]

@page_gehbreul Tbh mayoracha sounds like it slaps